To the south of our apartment

Blog: Please Take Your Broom and Go.
Date: October 1st 2011

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We´ve decided to turn our search for a maid into a reality show competition, Colombia´s Next Top Maid. We name them all Consuela (or ´Suels for short). It´s a marathon of Lemon Pledge and complying with our every ridiculous demand. "Rinse our dishes in Cambodian breastmilk! Take a picture of a midget holding these balloons! Wash my underwear on a David Hasselhoff´s washboard abs!" We al ... read more