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The Longest Anus in the World!  
   

The Longest Anus in the World!

As you can imagine, this is one caption I've been waiting my whole life to write. The Sooty Beech scale is a wasp larve thingy which feeds on the... whatever's in a tree... and then excrete's (that's posh for poo's) it out through what is the longest anal passage (in relation to it's size) in the animal kingdom. However, this bugs poop smells damn good and is primarliy honeydew which is also pretty tasty. Now that's the kind of ass you want. When God was handing out butt's this bug got the top prize - though if I had an ass that produced honey we'd get through an awful lot of toast and I'd never need to spend money on skipping ropes (which obviously I do all the time). By the way - in the photo all those white thread like things are assholes. The droplets are sweet, sweet bug poop.
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Oceania » New Zealand

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