There's Something in them There Caves..., Nong Khiaw, Laos
Urban legend has it that three 35 year old American teenage tourists went to the caves on a typically foggy (read smokey) night in Nong Khiaw. Only one came out - but where his face had been was a small double glazed window! Where his brain had been lived a kitten in a small yellow box that spoke no English at all! OOOO!!
The bodies of the other two were never found, but visitors have reported silicon and strawberry lip balm dripping from the ceiling.
The Horror! Hook hands, knifey fingers, needle faces, coffee-mate!