Necessity is the mother of invention

Photographer: Tim Malloch
From: Tantoyuca (Mexico) to Scottsdale, Phoenix, Arizona (United States)

Necessity is the mother of invention

Gatorade bottles in the US are too stubby for my bottle holders. Thus I have devised the patent Malloch sandal holder. Authentic replicas hand made and/or mass produced in Panama. A limited number are available to the general public. If you would like a pair of sandal bottle holders please send 594 dollars to me and I will deliver within 28 working days. If you appear to be under the age of forty it will be necessary to supply proof of age when making a purchase. When using product always use an approved hand sanitizer. Sorry for any inconvenience. Have a nice day.