The monkeys, mystique and the magma
March 13th 2007 I awake abruptly, a feeling of a sharp jolting pain shooting up my leg, peering around with my eyes half open I notice that im jammed between a four foot ninety year old mayan woman on one side and a fat sweaty, middle aged man on the other squeezing all the remaining blood and circulation out of my leg. I needed to go to the bathroom, the word urgently was a serious understatement, I regret eatin
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