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I was sad to leave Byron put needed to move on and share the wealth. Surfers Paradise reminds me of Miami Beach of some other extremelly commercialized town. The weather has finally smartened up and i have had two days of sun and enjoyed them at the beach. The first night we ended up doing our own pub crawl and finished the evening off by attending a strip club. Whih sounds lovely except is was women. Natalia has never been before. It did not bother me any... ..... a place i should spend more time at. We were the only two women patrons in there, good odds with the guys, lots of attention and free drinks... All sound good to me... plus i had the biggest (natural) boobs in the bar. Something else to be proud of!
The next night Natalia and I signed up for a pub crawl. the thought of starting to drink at 5:00 brought instant flashbacks of the KG, rye and oj and a sweat V. Great evening and i have a fricken headache today. As i lay on the beach and try to peice back together the evening ( hangover anxiety) i have come to a couple conclusions:
1.Girls with hair extensions are stupid
2.Married men are stupid
3.Divorved men are stupid
4. Single me are stupid
6.Cute ranching assies are stupid
5. and I am not stupid.
WHen I get back I am brining back last years new years resolution.... " be more dumb" Waite, no I think I am going to start right away....since being dumb is the new sexy... So here it goes " I am brining sexy back by being dumb"............
I will let you know how my trial goes.
Love the new "Dumb" Candy
P.s Today is my brothers birthday so happy birthday little brother (who has more grey hair then me)
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March 15th 2009 - Chad:
Hey Ms. "Crankypants"!!! Wahhh! Everybodies dumb!! I'm in Australia on a "walkabout" and everyone is dumb!! I can't get laid, everbodies dumb!!! Life in paradise must be tough while the rest of us are livin our lives!! Wahhh!!!
By the way, I'm married and I'm not dumb!!
Love Chad, aka Hughbert
March 16th 2009 - Sherry Z:
What he said! WAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! I'm not married or divorced...oh wait...I don't meet any of your "stupid" criteria.
Chad spelled "Everybodies" wrong. Hope that makes Miss Crankypants feel better. Anyway, I thought the NY's resolution was "9 in '09". Quit yer belly achin' an' "Git 'er Done!"
March 21st 2009 - Janna: Nice Work
CandyBear,
I love your blogs, keep'em coming. You seem so surprised. You usually have the biggest natural boobs anywhere you go. And good luck with dumbing yourself down. I would almost pay money to see you playing dumb to some poor unsuspecting Australian boy. That guy won't know what him when the real Candy comes out to play. Always remember "People are Strange and Boys are Stupid." Sorry Boys, its been my observation for a couple of months now.
March 23rd 2009 - Jenn G: 9 for 09
Just remember Candy - 9 for 09. You still have 9 months left....no need to rush these things. Glad to hear you are having a great time and good job on the scuba and surfing. I had to read your blogs a few times to actually believe it. I am looking forward to our next snorkelling/scuba adventure! Very impressed! I have kept your blogs for airport time, and they have kept me well entertained (as well as the people sitting next to me wondering what the hell was on my blackberry that I was laughing and crying at so badly), so thanks for that! Keep the blogs coming!
Take care, love ya lots!
March 24th 2009 - Tricia: Be More Dumb...
Candy... I cannot believe that youare just now figuring out this "dumb theory". It takes a little practice but I have faith in you... after all you have many years of watching this play dumb theory in action. If you need any pointers... you know where to call!! Hahaha!
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