A Super Heroes Birthday

Current Mood: Spiderman 3 and Brettas 21st…. couldn’t be better!!

I woke at 4am unable to sleep. I got up and went for the showers….. following with a bacon butty and a chat with My family over Msn! Seeing them on that web cam was awesome I miss you all great to see how people are looking!!

You look well Dad. Deb you look beautiful as ever, Azza your growing ay, Sam that doo is impressive mate, Calum your looking more like a surfer than me hahaha nice hoody buddy. Zac (aka Vicram) hahah you still have your frown hahaha miss you all boys!! To Jodie, Kieran, Ashley, Danielle and Harry im going to need to see some pictures of you guys!! You have the address try and get some sent out ay!! Get mom or dad to do it for you!! Love you all hi to Nan and Daisy!! Back to the travels xXx cant wait to speak with you all again!

I got back to the House in Darwin to find Shell was still here but both Brett and shell were still fast asleep! Well it was 8.30am on a Wednesday like! Back for five days this time there were two objectives. Spiderman and Challenge 21.

So waking up not to long after I got home Shell came in to say hi so we caught up for the morning making plans to watch films all day before going to the movies to see the new Spiderman flick! Rob came to join us so we basically just chilled out for the day getting through the Dirty Sanchez movie and Spiderman two before the time come for the Grand finally!! I love Chill out days in Darwin! After a great Cinema showing we all walked down Mitchell street to get a few pints in before heading home to get some kip! I couldn’t wait for a lie in!

Waking the next morning at around 11 Brett had gone to work and shell was up watching TV. The plan for today was to get down to the Cav for a swimming pool day before heading out to see an Aboriginal Market set up that is held on the nights of Thursdays and Sundays! After a good swim I was starving so hitting the Mindil market for its delights was well up there in my looking forward toos!….. For sunset we rocked up on the beach! When the sun had gone we delved into the Market area which to be honest was a little disappointing as far as Aboriginal themes go!! I was kind of hoping to see Aboriginals playing the Didgery doos and so fourth hoping to see the guys doing some real traditional homely stuff but to my disappointment it was the white man that ran the show! The white man played the instrument and the white man sold the tat! The aboriginals that I saw down there were the typical Guys that you see all around Darwin… Pissed up blokes scrounging through the bins! It’s a real fucking shame to see! Other than that there was a good show put on…. Asian stalls (Thai, Vietnamese etc) all selling fine cuisines and garments! There were native art works developed up with traditionally mixed paints and craft works completed with real raw qualities! God I miss exhibiting and working on a new piece. After a slow but good night we went home to chill out for a few hours before sleep!! Tomorrow the training begins as Rob has plans to run some 12km fun run so I figure id have a crack at it!! After all I am always up for a challenge and am in the land of the fit right??? how hard could it possibly be?? Hahaha I’m in trouble!

Waking early I got down to Robs to go for a 24km Bike ride and a swim down at a place called Knightcliff which holds an outdoor Olympic pool right by the sea!! Its wicked! Being a tidy swimmer this was great so down we went on the bikes to get a good morning of exercise in but it seemed more like a fun day out!! Riding the coastline and swimming in the sun! Pointing out this seaside pub Rob again said it would be rude not to go in so we did for a cheeky beer before the 12km ride home! Before getting home we called in to a surf shop to pick up some tickets for base in the grass which is held on the 26th of this month! Picking myself up a ticket and one for Bretts birthday I quickly got back but it had become apparent that my phone was dying on its arse so I had to get a Skipping with flamesnew one! Its all money money money ay!! Good job I’m earning a good wedge and don’t have to spend a penny for 9 days out of 14. Rock on Melville!

After a shop for phones we arranged to meet in the Cav to go see a film down at a Deck chair cinema which to be honest was quite good! We watched Hunting Angles which is a story of an Ozzie film producer that was filmed in old school fashion!! It was In black and white which in some way gave it a feeling of being back in the times you would see the drive in cinemas in the old movies!! It was a laugh and just the right amount of chilled as tomorrow I’m guessing that trying to get Brett hammered is going to result in me getting smashed

Well Guys its here….Brett is getting old! 21 and I cant wait to Skull F**k him! We derived a plan! Challenge 21. It involves the Birthday Boy having to complete 21 tasks of our choice all written down so he can tick away as he gets through them!

The Tasks (and there easy in principle)

1. Sing Happy Birthday to himself in every bar he goes into for all to hear,

2. Obtain one full set of women’s underwear,

3. Obtain a random guys Boxer shorts,

4. Drink a Dirty Pint (a drink made up of Tabasco sauce, a raw egg and copious amounts of spirit with some beer),

5. Serenade a barmaid,

6. Kiss a barman,

7. a full outfit swap with a female stranger,

8. 21 girls Phone numbers with pictures

9. get three randoms to sing happy birthday to him on Camera,

10. Birthday kiss of an old bird,

11. In a thong do a lap of the Cav pool finishing near the deep end to sing a song of happy birthday to him self before a big belly flop into the pool,

12. Complete the impossible sit up! (see video on blogg),

13. Dodgy chat up lines to three girls of our choice,

14. A lap Dance to a stranger,

15. 21 shots of beer,

16. apply ladies makeup to his face or get it applied,

17. eat a whole lemon,

18. Drink a pint of Water in one,

19. 21 pissed pushups on a table

20. Eat 21 pieces of Hunny Chicken compliments of myself (he loves the shit)

21. and finally arrange a picture off all who is left for him to remember the onslaught!

Easy right??? Hahahaha well we got to the Cav for 2pm and by 4 the games had begun!

By the end of the Day he had given the whole thing a good bash!! He had got through the loop of the pool, applied lippy to his face, lap danced, drank the dirty pint, got a lot of numbers and boshed the 21 shots he did really well!! We were all pissing our selves it was so much fun!! The impossible sit up however was the best bit!! What happens here is we get him to lie down on the floor whilst being pinned to the floor with a blindfold being held over his face. The idea is to beat the guy holding you down so whilst he is pushing upwards another Friend…. Me hahaha bares arse over his face and at the last minute he is let go and his face ends up full of Niki ass hahaha…. Funny thing was I held him down for a while with my ass and he didn’t even realise id done it until he was told!! Good laugh Happy Birthday son!

The night got messier and once again the speed dating came on!! Its a funny one this its on once a month now and some real sorry states turn up for it!! We were all sitting around checking out some and laughing at the others getting involved in the atmosphere and continueing the piss up!! After having a good giggle with the Girls we all shot out to the Vic for a good night on the floor chucking it about like no one was watching! By the end of the night I was trollied and home crashed out waking on the Sunday morning feeling surprisingly ok!

Tomorrow I’m in work again for another 9 days but for next break I have plans for another Camping trip taking us until the Saturday where we will all be hitting the festival (Base in the Grass) I cant wait!

Until next time guys look forward to another tail from around the camp fire!!

Miss and love you all……

Love from a Brummy.. thanks for following my stories guys!

Niki xx

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