Toukley - Aly

Toukley Truth or Dare

I was invited up to Blake’s holiday home in Toukley. His house sat right by the river with the most amazing view. We arrived about 10pm on the Friday evening and dived right in to the alcohol. I met some awesome people up there. We sang, danced, drank and drank some more. We were all mega pyromaniacs and had a huge fire, the boys getting a bit too overexcited and putting extremely flammable objects into the fire pot which was the barrel of an old washing machine. Guests at the party included; someone who thought he was Gods gift, Superman and Ace Ventura's son. Ace's son decided to give everyone a heart attack when he suddenly passed out smashing his neck on a table, in the morning not even a tiny bruise.....wierd.

Once again Mark had brought his ever famous beer bong. Geoff is the champion! But I must say I feel I have quite a talent too. I finally learnt the almighty sculling anthem which goes something like this:

She’s and Aussie, she’s true blue
She’s a piss pot through and through
She’s a bastard so they say
She meant to go to heaven but she went the other way
She went DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN.......

Sat morning we had a bbq breakie and I was basically out of it the whole day in my own little world, catching a few rays.....awww! The day was chilled and I felt extremely comfortable around these random strangers :) The evening soon set in and we arranged to pop down to Toukley RSL. As we arrived we looked around and all we saw were wrinkly faces....hey what do you expect we're in an RSL! Mark was as happy as Larry when going into the club as he got free entry due to his white shirt, and he did not shut up about it all night :)

The boys were hilarious, dancing more than us girls. Reg was up all night flirting with all the pensioners and the other guys might I add! Ha! There was one point where the boys, all about 6ft or taller, surrounded a tiny 5ft chick, jumping up and down around her....but she was loving it...and so were they hahahha! We were given funky glow sticks which the boys absolutely loved. Geoff just had to stick them in his ears didn’t he....now he really did look like a pirate ARGH!!! We grooved for hours to naughties music boogieing with the pensioners. It was awesome.

Making our way home was another adventure. All of us singing and Geoff even joined in with Huttallamutteho! I decided to play stuck in the mud; walking along the side of the road, I stepped quickly to the side to move out of the way of a passing.....I’m stuck.....feet sinking in the mud in George’s thongs. As I tried to pull my feet out without loosing the thongs I lost my balance and yes fell flat in the mud...yummy. Reg came to the rescue!
Next thing I look up and the boys ahead are attacking a pole. It had a sign on the end saying LEONARD ST. Tt was the funniest sight seeing 5 guys carrying a street sign down the street all smashed. We finally arrived back to the house and the night continues.....we start up a drinking game that continues for nearly 3 hours.

Mitch and the number "SEVEN" is what will always pop into our heads when we first think of that night ha! Mark came out on camera to his girlfriend that we is gay and I thought Ian looked beautiful in pink, however others disagreed and decided a paper bag was need haha! We had Mr Bean impressions, gurgling nursery rhymes, sculling drinks, chicken pox, and many more....The game ended as we ran out of cards but a few of us carried on with truth or dare. This was awesome, us girls thought up the most gruesome truths when he guy chickened out of dares, which had them lean towards dares as the safe bet. I will never look at a red bull can in the same way again!!!

Sunday quickly came and it was clean up time. Massive cleanup, then it was another bbq brekkie and back to Sydney. It was the most relaxing drive ever....great music and we even got to stop off for an ice block (for you Londoners that ice lollie). Oh and I can’t forget the awesome horn....hahahhahaha!!!!!

It was an awesome weekend....one I won’t forget in a hurry!!!

Alysha xx

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