My first buffet in the US

I am two days old in USA and I am still brandy new. Operating in

the house! May be am becoming a furniture. Normal humans go

out at least for a walk. But I can’t do it because outside is damn cold.


So I am forced to do my triples indoors.


So this morning mommy tells me she is taking me on a safari.


I am exited and I can’t wait. I dressed up like lightening, got out of

the house, not knowing where I was being taken to. May be like a

sheep, to the slaughter house. I later knew we were going to a buffet.


I had been to buffets, but this was the first in the US and it was a

Chinese Buffet. The food there was nasty. I was used to the African

dishes and so I have to admit that it was pretty hard choosing what to eat.


I just had to eat the crabs and the star fishes. But after all, that, I had

a coke just to chase away the nasty taste and have the mouth refreshed.


If this is what the Chinese eat and then say it is sweet, then I am on my

way to proof science wrong. Yes, I wanna put an hypothesis that, just like

our fingerprints are different, so do our tongues taste.

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