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If I click "apply" ONEMORETIME, I'm going to explode.

If I see, "We're sorry, this job has expired" ONEMORETIME, I will personally track down the office automator and demand his or her job as they are clearly not doing theirs.

AND, If I have to "refer to the online job listings" when I try as I may to stop by or call a place of business in the light of old tradition of a friendly face and personable spark to nab a job, I will resort to traveling as a way to waylay my days into thinking that one day a literary agent will demand to know my whereabouts so I can travel with a 10 kg carry-on bag and a journal and SWOOSH!- there I will go by all those suckers waiting for their delayed luggage. Jet-lagged and dehydrated, they will wait for the blinking light, indicating their black-roll on luggage traps are soon to safetly follow in pristine condition- mildly handled of course in all delicacy.

Ha.

On the other hand, I know the number and address to every reference to date by memory.

Touche.

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