She didn't taste of sick

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30th may savannah After finally making it to our hotel in Savannah at 1.30 am we headed straight to bed. With little sleep we managed to get up before breakfast ended and for once we were surprised to see a decent breakfast. In the other places we had stayed looked like they went to the local, bought a bagel pack and butter, got their fold out garden furniture out in a spare room and offered a "continental breakfast". Its amazing how they can advertise this This was pretty good, waffles, sausage and all the side bits. Pretty solid. We have been told good things about Savannah and that river street is the happening place. We made sure that our hotel was right on river street for night out purposes. Having lost a potential night out due to the missing our bus we were ready to see what Savannah held for us. During the day we did the standard tourist stuff, looking at silly t-shirts and walking down the strip. Again in was insanely hot and humid being 30 degrees plus but hardly any wind. All this aside we headed to the liquor store and got our vodka for the night. Once nicely lashed, We headed out onto river street. To our surprise it was dead. It was a Wednesday night but still we hoped for better. The bar we headed in had a few people in but nothing special. We asked where was good on a wednesday and were pointed in the direction. One of the high lights of the night was Rich walking out of a bar and throwing up 3 big lung fulls of sick because "I made him drink his beer too quick". Onto the next bar we went which again to our surprise was full of Aussies. We must of been in there close to two hours and didn't speak to one American. We couldn't flaunt the English accent off to anyone because the Aussies don't care about it. We had to resort back to standard game. I walked outside the bar to find rich outside with a girl he had snogged a couple of times in the bar. And by girl I mean lady. She was 33 and not so slender. Rich was reverting back to the big girl summer of 2011. Not good. This girl was begging rich to kiss her after just being sick and of course rich seeing is refused. I started talking to someone only to hear rich say "mike, mike, she didn't taste of sick" He had only gone and watched this lady throw up, refuse another kiss and then be that weak to snog her again. Disgusting. Suppose it was only fair as he had been sick before hand. Karma coming round to slap him.

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