!Viva Mexico!

July 13, 2006
Dammit this Mexican made keyboard sucks because some of the keys are off. The left shift key is further off to the left, and they have this ç, and this ñ, and this ^, and this ¬. What the hell are those¿

Okay its like after midnight here, I´m drinking a bohemia, there is some dude talking to the front desk clerk behind me, it just rained really hard and I´m sitting in a kind of covered courtyard, and just tonight a transexual asked me if I wanted a b.j.

I politely declined saying no, gracias, and walked off as fast as my little yellow legs could carry me. I´m pretty sure it was one, as I have never met one in person before. Ah, fun times. It seems like I´ve been here forever, which is kind of true since I flew in at around 5¨30 in the morning. I didn´t sleep much on the plane and only got a couple of hours nap. I´ve been literally walking around el centro, snapping up pics of the cool buildings. I should have taken a picture of the transexual. I´d love to show that to my family.

So far I´ve had chorizo and eggs, camarones al mojo de ajo, y comida china. The last one wasn´t so great, as I am a real pinchy Chino. Speaking of which, I passed by a place called El Chinito. It brought a tear to my knowing there´s a place in Guadalajara named after yours truly.

Damn I´m tired. There´s a sign in my bathroom that says to NOT throw any toilet paper in the toilet, since this place is 130 years old and the pipes are too small.

¡Que viejo! All right ladies and gentlemen my cervesa is almost drained, just like me. I will write to you all as more crazy adventures ensue with this little Asian boy roaming the streets of Guadalajara talking to crossdressers trying to pick me up.

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Part of trip: Guadalajara, Mexico 2006

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