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Dubai Day Eight: I missed the bus, you missed the bus, when's the next bus?
Published: September 5th 2007Middle EastEDITOR’S NOTE: As you may have guessed, there are some parts of this story that have been embellished in the name of narrative flavor. While I’ve done my best to represent the cultures of Dubai in the best light possible, there have been gaps in my knowledge that I’ve filled in with my own extrapolation as a visitor to this land. Yesterday was an egregious example of one of those extrapolations. Having never met the housekeeping staff, I made up the name “Linda.” Looking at the customer satisfaction survey sitting prominently in the center of my desk tonight, I see that this was in error. My housekeeper’s name is Toby. Sorry about that, Toby. And now, back to our story. When we last left our hero, he had reached such a deep state of boredom that ... read more
The Wandering Housewife - Cyprus: The Birthplace of Aphrodite
Published: July 26th 2006Middle East » CyprusMy husband, Lance, was presented with a unique opportunity to teach a course on the valuation of marinas and golf courses to a division of the Cyprus government. This was a much more exciting destination than the typical mundane business trip, so I opted to join him and go on a historical wander. Since our two children were too young for us to survive a 24+ hour journey to a place that wouldn’t register on their undeveloped radar screens (i.e., no roller coasters, hamburgers or pizza, video games, etc.), we imported a grandma to stay with them. As I researched Cyprus, my excitement about our upcoming journey to this Mediterranean country increased. Cyprus has been inhabited since 8,500 B.C., beginning with a society of hunter-gatherers who came to the island by sea from the surrounding mainland. ... read more
Dubai Day Seven: I'll see you there on the sunny side of the street
Published: August 15th 2007Middle East » United Arab Emirates » DubaiMy co-worker Edgar is set up at a hotel over in Bur Dubai, so I went over there Thursday night to meet up with him and walk around the town a bit. I found him in the lobby sitting with a beautiful Romanian woman named Yvonne. Three sentences into the introductions, she asked me where I was staying. “Over in Deira,” I replied. She gave me a look most women reserve for orphans and puppies at the pound. You know you’re living in a rich city when it takes you a week to realize that you’re living in the ghetto. Wait a minute! How can Deira be considered a ghetto? I’m in a top-notch three-star, complete with a rooftop swimming pool. It ain’t ghetto living by a long shot. There are places I saw in Sharjah ... read more
Dubai Day Seven: You can check out anytime you like....
Published: August 15th 2007Middle East » United Arab Emirates » DubaiWelcome to Hour 23 of the Laundry Marathon. I’ve now had a load of whites in the combo washer/dryer for almost a day. They look exceedingly clean right now, but they’re still damp. I thought I figured out how to get the dryer to work, but I guess I was wrong. If I knew Arabic, maybe I could read the instructions on it; as I don’t I’m left with the words “On”, “Off”, and a series of symbols that appears to correspond to one of the three dials. It reads like the Rosetta Stone: 1. Raindrop, (40), double raindrop, (90), circle, circle, circle, flower, double circle 2. Space, Space, Space, Space, double raindrop, (90), circle, circle, circle, flower, double circle 3. Twelve spaces, three circles, flower, double circle And so on and so on. I’ve figured ... read more
We finally arrived in Istanbul after a 24 hour whirlwind tour of the SFO, JFK, and Heathrow airports. Apparently our bags had a different itinerary since they arrived several days later. Thank you American Airlines for lightening our load! It's a good thing we didn't need water filters and mosquito nets to enjoy Istanbul. In the only city that spans two continents, the collusion of cultures ıs everywhere: headscarves and Converse, tea houses playing hip hop, mosques hosting book fairs. The train from the airport took us through run-down neighborhoods wıth crumbling walls and kids throwing stones at the train. But those same high-rise apartment buildings had clusters of white sattelite dishes sprouting like mushrooms from every balcony and stable rooftop. We spent our two and a half days in Istanbul exploring everything within walking distance, ... read more
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Dubai Day Six: We who are about to plan salute you
Published: November 30th -0001Middle East » United Arab Emirates » Dubai“Fifteen dirhams, sir.” “Ten dirhams, no more.” “Sir?” “Ten dirhams is my best price.” “No, sir. Fifteen dirhams, please.” “Fifteen dirhams? I have sat here and talked to you for fifteen minutes. This has taken too long. Why will you not give me your best price?” “Because this is a taxi, not a souk, you silly American! Now pay your fare or I will drive you to the police!” So maybe I’ve gotten a little carried away with the haggling. Great Shiva on a Zamboni, what’s happened to me? It’s a Saturday night, and I’m shopping like a kept woman! Where did it all go wrong? I blame to booze. More specifically, I blame the lack of booze. The only attempt I’ve made at entering a bar was when my co-worker decided to go find some ... read more
Dubai Day Five: Traveling in a fried out combie
Published: August 5th 2007Middle East » United Arab Emirates » Dubai“How much for the carpet?!” I bark. “I tell you: give me your best price, I accept,” the salesman pleads. “I gave you my best price! 200 dirhams, no more!” I’m starting to get the hang of this. I’m 20 km from the Gulf of Oman, haggling in a roadside tent over the price of a rug. I could pick up a rug of this quality at the Broadway Flea Market for $10: the knotting is loose, the dye inconsistent, and the result looks like a good Persian rug viewed on the screen of a Commodore 64. All of this is besides the point. We stopped here to look at rugs, and the man offered me a price of 1,400 dirhams for the one now sitting beneath my feet as I type this. That’s about $400. ... read more
Dubai Day Four: Actually, all IS gold that glitters
Published: August 8th 2007Middle East » United Arab Emirates » DubaiMy friend Lipika once asked me, “So what’s it like being a transportation planner? Is it glamorous?” Glamorous?! I work with public transportation, that wonderfully consensual hallucination we subscribe to that states that if transit is fast enough, cheap enough, and convenient enough, enough people will use it that I can drive to work faster. Moreover, I specialize in bus networks, a form of transportation grudgingly funded to that the poor huddled masses can get to work. My job is to come to cities, ride their rattling, diesel-drenched buses, and see if anything can be done to make them work better. No, it’s not a glamorous job….except for days like today, when I get to ride a bus to a building full of gold. A little bit about this lovely economic miracle called Dubai. How do ... read more
Dubai Day Three: Prepare to qualify
Published: August 7th 2007Middle East » United Arab Emirates » DubaiBack in January, I was telling an ex-Army friend of mine about how this new company I was with wanted to send me to Dubai. His first piece of advice was that I should vary my route to work every day, just in case someone was looking for an American to kidnap. From what I've seen here, there are two reasons I am not worried about this: 1) Dubai's doing an excellent job of spreading the wealth, both among their people and the people coming here. As the majority of folks coming here have food in their stomachs and at least some money in their wallet, you don't find the desperation that drives people to kidnapping. 2) There's no way a kidnapper could trace my route to work because, the way cabbies and traffic work over ... read more
Keinginanku dikabulkan sekalipun aku tidak memintanya Junjungan semua orang Kisten ialah Yesus. Yesus adalah figur laki-laki dan gambaran umum laki-laki ialah keras, tegas (keputusan tidak berubah), yang jalan pikirannya, anti menangis. Sedangkan gambaran perempuan ialah lemah (lembut), fleksibel (keputusan mudah berubah), yang jalan perasaannya, mudah menangis. Yang menjadi pemikian orang, Yesus adalah laki-laki sehingga sifatnya sebagai laki-laki, kurang sifat keibuannya. Padahal sebenarnya sifat Yesus lembut sekali. Yesus kasihan melihat banyak orang yang tentunya lapar, sehingga orang-orang itu diberi makan. Pada waktu menghidupkan anak yang meninggal, setelah anak itu hidup lagi, Yesus menyuruh agar anak itu segera diberi makan. Yesus menangis pada waktu Lazarus meninggal. Tetapi sekalipun kelembutan dan sifat keibuan Yesus besar, bagi sebagian besar orang Katolik, gam... read more
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