K guys. I have no idea why, but over the past few days I've been having random flashbacks. It may be due to a fever I have thanks to my housemates (damn them all to hell). But I just remembered something special. I don't know how many of you realise that your old friend, the charming englishman, Grim, is actually a hot model in taiwan (or indonesia or japan or one of those places. my geography is terrible).
Please ask grim for further information. I think its a secret that shouldn't be kept anymore. Or maybe I'm throwing a cat among the pigeons to try and make you people more exciting. And I'm a cat and I hate pigeons.
Today I went to the London Dungeon. Tip for you all - don't go there when it is busy. It sucked. Well it was ok, but I wouldn't have spent anymore than the £8 discount ticket I had. I think my main problem was the children. Too many of them. And in my group they all seemed to be Russian and had little idea what was going on. Why bother going to something like that if you don't understand the language. Go see Big Ben or something, it was a nice day to be outside, about 15 degrees. (DO NOT MOCK THIS LOVELY WEATHER!)
But there was a mirror maze thing which was really cool, cos basically they left us in there until they were ready to let us do the tour. So we couldn't find an exit cos they were hiding it. I seriously kept running into the mirrors, smack bang into myself.
I really didnt understand the whole thing though. This may be because I'm special. Or I think its because I can't understand things unless they are logically explained for me (ie stupid ads with serial killers or gay guinea pigs. Since when were guinea pigs gay anyway. Have guinea pig gender roles changed since I last looked into them? Btw - these are both tv ads over here that I just didnt get.) But yeah. Quick outline of the tour, see if anyone else can make sense of it
We started out and we were in England at the time of the plague.
Then we went to a torture chamber.
Then we went to court.
Then we went to see Sweeny Todd.
Then we went on a 'scary' boat ride
Then we went to see Jack the Ripper
Then we were in the Great Fire of London
Then there was some more plague
Then we were in the gift shop and I was baffled as to what had happened.
It wasn't even in any chronological order. There was no real link between where we were from one room to the next. I really just didnt understand. Like I said, it was ok, but I wouldnt pay full price.
After all this confusion, I decided to go on a 'Jack The Ripper' walk thru whitechappel. The walk was pretty good. But I had another flashback to watching 'From Hell' starring Johnny Depp in Allisons house in Davey St. I'm not even sure if this happened or if its a phony flashback. But it was nice - I like Johnny Depp. Seriously, this whole flashback thing isnt cool, but I'm blaming it on the flu. I think I might have caught the plague as well from today. The dungeon was so bad it gave me the plague (or was that cancer)
Hmm. I just tried to read this over and im not sure it makes much sense. Too bad. Its 1am and I'm ill.
xo CAT
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Holy Hellfire! I just spent a good 3 huors raeding yuor entire 'web log' or 'blog' as I beleive it's called, and I must say that I'm angry. Not only do you have a ballistic appraoch to grammar, spelling, punctautoin and plot, niether of yuo have a grasp of a little thing we laerned aristocrats call 'sobreity'. 2/10 stars (it wuold have been 0, but I like the picture of yuong Grim in an elf costume and yuor subtle grace when it comes to the subject of children)
Hey guys, I finally checked out your online journal, but I only read the last couple of entries cause it would probably take me a while to wade through all the back story. You know I wanted to move to London before you guys went over there, and reading about the cold weather, the shite public transport, the way everybody just zombies off to work and comes home and has nothing better to do than get ratted at the pub makes me want to save up and move there A.S.A.P.. (I'm sure it's much better than that, but I don't want to get my hopes up cause everyone says England is shit)
PS: what's with that last comment? what an idoit
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