Too much time on my hands, perhaps!
I've unearthed a little project I did a few years ago, when the change was from office to art foundation and I was trying to find my way out of an office and into something more interesting, failed to impress a tutor and projected into 'Roger.' He ended up with five squillion pounds. I didn't. I don't even have a dog. We (the household) do have a hamster called Bigglres for the weekend though.