James King and Mel Simpson

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After a year's worth of teaching English to South Korean schoolchildren, it's time for something a little different..



Travel Blog Posts


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May 15th 2006

Through the hard times and the good, I have to celebrate you, baby I have to praise you like I should-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d... We're writing a blog again, which can only mean one thing...we are waiting. Only this time it is for a big huge plane that will bring us back to England. That is now a lie, but we are too lazy to change things...Hello out there! See you all soon. Since we managed to leave Bolivia we've been to Salta. It was nice, and then the Iguazu Falls (it's amazing how vast quantities of water attract people), it was unbelievable - as we had been told it was. We even hopped across to Brazil, which was nice. We followed all this with a week in Uruguay, windy, empty, nice. Now we are in Buenos Aires one ... read more



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April 19th 2006

We eventually escaped the evil clutches of the bus strike - they were striking because they were being asked to pay 80 Bolivianos (6 GBPounds) tax a year - and headed overnight to Sucre, Bolivia's second capital. White-painted, red-roofed colonial buildings and numerous historical sights abound, but the main draw was... the Dino Truck! We were a little sceptical of this gringo-magnet, complete with pictures of dinosaurs on the side, but the guidebook told us to leave our scepticism aside - so we did just that. The truck drives (cue kids running down the street yelling "gringo!") up to a limestone quarry. Several million years ago, the area was a lake bed; after some tectonic upheav.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! and a bit of mining, a 200m high mudrock wall stands, covered in dinosaur footprints. Very impressive. The footprints prove ... read more



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April 6th 2006

Sorry for the double-whammy but there is a bus strike in la Paz, so we are stuck here and bored. Hope you enjoy our walk on the wild side, or just flicking through the photos. The World's Most Dangerous Road runs from La Paz towards the rainforest and is so named due to its accident rate. The road meanders up the side of the mountains, with a drop approaching 1000m in places. The worst single road accident in history occured here, when a truck carrying 100 people plunged over the edge. Not really our cup of tea! We had three options: to do what everybody does - ride Death Road to Coroico with one of the many tour companies (we had already done a much higher, better and more interesting ride); catch the bus (err, see ... read more



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April 4th 2006

With slightly more stable stomachs we departed to the bus station in Cusco to travel to Puno. The train had looked very promising until we discovered it costs twice as much and takes four hours more. The bus it was then, only our bus company decided it lacked bov on that particular day, so a very friendly lady helped us swap buses. We spent the next eight hours at the front of a very busy double-decker, watching the altiplano go by through a smashed window - don't worry folks, they'd used sellotape to fix it. Push the Scottish highlands up by two thousand meters and stick some llamas and alpacas on it and you have something similar to our kaleidoscopic view. Puno was our last stop in Peru, and we were glad it wasn't our first ... read more



An Ancient Bellybutton

Published: March 19th 2006South America » Peru » Cusco » Cusco
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March 18th 2006

A few questions for you: 1) You drive a minibus. It has 14 seats. How many people can you carry? a) 14. You want your passengers to be comfortable and safe. b) At least 20. Preferably more. With sacks and animals too. 2) You drive a taxi. What safety features should it have? a) Crumple zones, airbags, seatbelts, ABS braking, etc. b) None of the above. In fact, if it has them, you should rip them out. And replace them with the following: 1 statue of Jesus, 1 picture of the Virgin Mary, some beads, frilly curtains for the windscreen and most importantly - a very LOUD horn that plays a silly tune. 3) You drive either of the above. Peru's streets make up a grid pattern with many uncontrolled junctions. How should you cross these ... read more



Death by Drowning

Published: March 3rd 2006South America » Peru » Ancash » Huaraz
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March 2nd 2006

Determined to escape the desert, we travelled into the Canete valley and to the town of Lunuhana. The taxi dropped us off in Imperial, a district of Cañete, amid a swarm of market traders. Seconds later, a colectivo materialised. Colectivos are a cheap way of getting around: they consist of a man, a van and a lad who hangs out of the side door screaming the destinations at passers by. Lunahuana´was our destination, 30km up the valley, and I don't think it was possible to cover those 30km any faster. Tyres squealing, taking the racing line the whole way, the canyon walls flashing by alarmingly close at times, we clung on and exchanged nervous glances. At one point we saw dazed, bleeding passengers standing on the road, their collectivo having left the road in spectacular fashion, ... read more



The longest journey.

Published: February 15th 2006South America » Peru » Ica » Huacachina
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February 12th 2006

PART 1: Mission Impossible. You mission, should you choose to accept it, is to get from Santiago, Chile, to anywhere in Peru. Sounds easy, and it should have been, if only we could have had some luck with the buses! All the Chileans were so busy going on holiday they forgot about the needs of the poor Gringos. The upshot of this is an amazing skill in sitting, looking at desert. To give you an idea of how vast the nothingness is it took us 1 837km from Santiago to find somewhere else we wanted to stop for a few days. It also took two nights and some very horrible accomodation in hugely uninspiring cities. See- it's not all fun. We're not even going to write about it. Iquique wasn´t quite Peru, but with a hostal ... read more



Hot Stuff!

Published: February 6th 2006South America » Chile » Santiago Region » Santiago
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February 6th 2006

We finally left Patagonia and felt like we were starting on the next stage of our adventure. And it shall be called the "Hot City" stage. Mendoza was a pleasant enough city, but most importantly we were in beds again. After spending half of our time in Patagonia camping we were saying goodbye to our tent, and hello to space and new clothes. That was the plan anyhow, but the Argentinian post office had other ideas. We tried to post the tent in Bariloche first, and after a mere hour of queing were told that we couldn't post it on that day; only packages of less than 2kgs were allowed. We checked when we could post and if it was the same for the whole country and were assured it was possible the next day. Our ... read more



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February 2nd 2006

...that was the mantra we had often repeated to ourselves when things weren't available or stupidly expensive in the south. Bariloche was our last stop of our Patagonian adventure and was going to be the biggest city we had visited since Buenos Aires. We spent our first day wandering around town, trying to readjust to being hot. We had finally reached a place that takes more than 10 minutes to complete a circuit of, and it´s next to a huge lake so when you get bored of shops (? - Mel) you can go chill by the lake. "Chill" was the correct word, as the lake was freezing! After a 50 mile circuit on bikes around some very pretty scenery by the lakes, the next morning we found ourselves on a minibus heading out into the ... read more



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January 15th 2006

Here begins the tale of failure, we hope it´s not a chapter that is repeated often. Count them and see. After Christmas in the tent we were determind to have a slighly louder New Year, shame that we didn´t realize that everyone goes home to be with their family at ten o´clock (Failure 1). After a fantastic steak dinner and spending an entire 10 pounds on the two of us it took a while till we even found a pub that was open (Failure 2). We welcomed in 2006 to 'William Tell´s Overture' (Failure 3) and watching Red Bull videos. We thought of you Rob! Glad that we´d waited, we set off to see Fitzroy with hangovers (Failure 4), arrived at the campsite and went to sleep for three hours (Failure 5). 2006 started well! Determined ... read more






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