so in a previous entry, i mentioned this girl who wanted me even though she only met me for like 2 hours. well its pretty fucked up how we met: i had a day off from work last month on a friday so i figured i would hit up teddy and see what was going on. he told me about a ballgame he was going to with some chick in tokyo and invited me along. Something definitely sounded fishy...usually no one wants a third wheel (esp. a male) to tag along on a date...so i figured this girl was either 8, [View Full Entry]

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I was working in Yokohama as i usually do on Saturday. I took the 09:23 Tokaido line train from Kawasaki to Yokohama with the usuals-women going on (window) shopping sprees, kids hanging out, drunk buisnessmen passed out from the previous night's drinking and teenagers getting dates. Walked to the school from the station and started a long day's work. It looked like a typical workday. I should've seen the signs from my schedule. My schedule looked like muffin kingdom: Eriko, Katsuko, Emi, Aya, Yoriko, etc. I had a total of 2 sausages out of 13 lessons; great numbers. As a result, [View Full Entry]

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Crazy night! Beyond amazing, its quite taxing: So...I just got home. For those of you in America, its 8:30am. it was a crazy, wild night. I won't give any details now because I might be arrested for tonight's events (seriously). But here is a short overview: I got drunk Me and two others stole a cop car. Yes. We did. We swam the Tamagawa (basically like the east river in nyc) to evade the law the end [View Full Entry]

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this being a saturday, I went to my weekly visit at "the pole" in yokohama. "The Pole" is basically a pole on a Yokohama street where middle aged english teachers hang after a hard day's work. the pole is also where stories of legends are told. my housewife story doesnt even crack the top ten when compared to these guys. im the only guy under 30 at this location, btw. which reminds me of a certain story from two weeks ago. andy (one of the pole veterans) and I were fuking around, getting drunk. for some reason, andy puts me under [View Full Entry]

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Japan Round 2 I've been in Japan for exactly one month. Contrary to popular belief, I'm not railing six bitches while chugging gallons, excuse me liters, of beer. I've calmed down from my whole housewife, police interrogation, fighting with husbands previous me. In fact, I haven't even gotten with a chick yet. That's not to say my life isn't dull. Some highlights: Walking from shinagawa to kawasaki. naked. subsequently breaking into my house (keys were in my pant's pockets) so I wouldn't have to face my grandmother/aunt/assorted relatives. Giant' [View Full Entry]

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