so i guess its welcome back to society, KL is okay, i actually miss Cambodia and all it madness which i have come to really enjoy and embrace. Our last night in Phnom Penh was rather relaxed, chilled out and went to check out the Royal Palace, which pails in comparison to the temples at Angkor. We did complete our holiday experience and had a very happy pizza for dinner, that one was just for you Beerbitch. Nothing much else really to report, we went up the Petronas twin towers today, and finished up some shopping, dont worry bratty i have [View Full Entry]

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so this shall be my last post from Cambodia, which has been freaking awesome...so we got to say goodbye to Beerbitch and Chicks Bru this morning along with the Australians and Spanish, because they clearly used reputable travel agents that did their jobs properly, we are on the other hand have had to mooch around and find a new hotel for our last night in Phnom Penh. Yeah thank Buddha for Keang with a K, our trusty guide for the past few weeks who hooked us up a hotel for the night, the man is a legend. So the past few [View Full Entry]

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Last night we saw the face of pure evil, the nasty bastard himself. The day began by relaxing on the beach, adding to our already quite exquisite sunburns. Danish added to his ever improving and always impressive injuries list by first stating that "these rocks äre slippy". then in the very next moment, bailing spectacularly. Fortunately we found our partners in crime, and begun a boozing for the first team, once again. Many beers flowed, we ate lobsters fresh from the sea, some more lobster, many more beers and swimming followed. Beerbitch proceeded to get hammered. We returned to the hotel, [View Full Entry]

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Ola shiny happy peoples, and Brett Our subscriber list is now up to 11, which means that entire cricket teams worth of people have lives boring enough for them to religiously follow our activities. Acceptance is always the first step, embrace and own your addiction! Before we dive straight in to the tales of excess, discovery and other such enlightening activities, this is a juncture for me to state that every single sunset in this country is a breathtaking and beautiful experience. Seriously, some of them reach the stage where you wander around not taking your eyes off of the sky. [View Full Entry]

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So this is the cool-ass amazing stuff that we have been up to since i last checked in, on Thursday afternoon myself, el Bastardo and Spanish chick...yes okay we are traveling around with some other cats namely, Spanish girl and the three Australians, we have no idea what their real names are ! hmmm name tags would make life so much easier... anyway we headed back to the temples at Angkor to check out some of the smaller one's, have a beer and watch the sunset, very cool, the rest of the gays went off to see how silk is made, [View Full Entry]

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Sua S'day So we've just spent the better part of two days trekking through Cambodia, basically going form the top left hand bit of the map, down to the bottom right. Brett, get a grown up to help you, if you battle. (Quick apologies, the internet cafe we're sitting in seems to work off Commodore 64's, and no functionality for pictures is on hand. As most of you are here just for the pretty pictures, stop reading now. There are none) Another side note i'd like to raise is that th Angkor complex is the coolest thing i have ever seen, [View Full Entry]

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so after watching the sun set over the Bayon temple last night in Angkor, which was supremely awesome, i thought maybe i should do a normal "this is what we have done besides getting drunk and shouting at monkeys on holiday" post, but we went out and got wasted on 2 for 1 cocktails so i will do it now. i just want to give a shout out to our six subscribes, that six more people than we expected to be reading this utter rubbish that we keep posting, you really must i have very little to do at work so [View Full Entry]

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Sua S'day little ones Well its the middle of the day , which means that temperature outside is hot enough to melt steel, or failing that, to get Brett to crack and finally admit that he's a Communistic Atheist with an eating disorder. Dude, we all know its true, why not bite the bullet and just come out of coffin? We last left our fearless and intrepid exporer (me) and his trusty porters and serfs (the others) in Battabang, where we all went off to learn to cook, Khmer style. It was like one of those cooking shows where they [View Full Entry]

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Sunee Seday shiny little followers of the light So we've been in Cambodia for three days, and besides becoming attached to Angkor beer, available in large Quart sized bottles for stupidly low money, we've seen some crazy crazy stuff, and insulted all manner of locals, fellow tourist diplomats, and i think a monkey. We landed in Phnom Penh, and for the first two nights in this crazy cool spot we decided to drink ourselves into a stupor and wrote down notes of what we saw. Actual extracts include; Dear God its hot Sweet merciful Allah its hot Buddha already new [View Full Entry]

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So I was left with one instruction for his holiday by el Bastardo and that was to write an entry for our blog but its funny how a whole bunch of stuff can get in the way of that, … the fine fuckheads at STA travel failed to actually books us on to any of our flight which is a problem when you are leaving in less than three day, so after a bunch of phone calls and chairs being thrown about, our tickets arrived at 5.15pm today. A little side note to this story, el Bastardo is no longer allowed [View Full Entry]

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