´I left my heart, didde diddle dee, diddle diddle dum, .in San ti arrrr go´The words of Tony Bennett spring to mind as a sit on the night bus to San franti argo. Suggestions from my companeros, French Yann and Aussie Karina, to proving I am British: 1. Walk into embassy and show off my lilly white skin. Go outside for a few hours during midday sun with no suncream on and return to the building as red as a lobster. 2. Run in dressed as Benny Hill, chasing scantily clad women and a short bloke with a bald head, singing that frantic tune. 3. Show them me on the TV show 'Changing Rooms' in 1997. That from Andy Joyce, vis faceshit, a good detective who saw the writing on the wall and buggered off to
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