I've just returned from Wimbledon common. I went in the hope that I would find some wombles. No such luck. I'm sure they were in their burrows or wherever they live, making good use of the things that they found. But the common was a big place, I'm sure they are there somewhere, I'll just have to look harder next time. It was nice on the common though. I could almost forget I was in London and pretend I was out in the woods somewhere (I was about to call it the bush, but I think woods is a better word [View Full Entry]

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Cold, innit. So I thought that since it is now spring, it would get warmer. Perhaps it has slightly, its meant to be 7 for the next few days. Anyway, todays entry shall be a cultural lesson to you all. I know, there seriously can't be too much cultrual difference between london and melbourne right? .... oh so wrong... 1) There is a dinstinct lack of juice bars over here. In fact ive sseen a total of none. Admittedly, it is perhaps way to cold to ever require juice over here, but still, what do people do when they are craving [View Full Entry]

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dear blogees, it has come to my attention that several members of staff from my place of employment have accessed this site. In view of this I wish to offer the following disclaimer. AT THE PUB: 1) Our uniforms allow customers to fully appreciate our assets. As well as looking good in pink, it has been noted by several of the more observant locals that we can count as well. 2) The management team is supportive of staff and proactive in establishing strong customer relations. Rumours that they spend all day in the office looking at dwarf porn are unsubstantiated. 3) [View Full Entry]

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Monday After an extended weekend (due to sick leave, which will hopefully be paid) Cat crawls out of bed to go back to work. Work is non-eventful. We have a staff meeting . There is a bottle of champagne up for grabs for the person who sells the most skills this week. Cat doesnt stand a chance. So she goes home and eats burritos and drinks some red wine. Shes in bed by 9pm Tuesday It is freezing. Cat phones a record number of people, but to no avail. She has plans to meet Bo after work. Bo rings to say [View Full Entry]

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hiya, ya right? Now i've got my camera cord it's time for a piccy update, sorry about the random order.......enjoy xxxxbo [View Full Entry]

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Hello darlings. its Sunday morning at about 10am and I'm on my way to Church. Wait. No I'm not. I'm on my way to London. Maybe I could be on my way to The Church, but I've been told not to go there alone. Anyway, I'm off to put our trip back a while. Could be a long while the rate both of us seem to be going through the £. Anyway you look at it, there's no way we will be flying from Dublin to Barcelona on the 28th. Yesterday I had an awesome day, spent entirely with the one [View Full Entry]

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I went to work yesterday. They sent me home because I couldn't talk. So I decided to go to the doctor. Apparently you have to register with doctors over here, so I thought bugger that and went to the Tooting walk in centre. I filled in a form and gave it back to the front desk, where the nurse pointed to a sign saying: Cold and Flu like symptoms If you have the following symptoms: Sore throat, cough, headache, fever, runny nose, vomitting +/- diahorrea We can not help you. Please go to your local pharmacist, drink plenty of water and [View Full Entry]

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7pm - Cat devours pack of doritos and an extra large chocolate bar whilst trying as hard as possible not to look like she has been stood up for a Valentines Day date. Finally, she meets Bo and Jo and is rather excited 7:30pm - Dinner is served at Mr. Wu's. £4.50 all you can eat Chinese buffett. Complete with hot chips and wine that tastes like petrol. Cutlery is hard to come by. 8:30pm - Dessert (with two s's just like supper has two p's) costs a ridiculous amount at the cafe next door, but tastes oh so good, especially [View Full Entry]

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Hiya, Cat from Ambler Collins here, just writing to see if you are interested in migrating to Australia......... Work's ok, am currently on lunch eating the hugest pasta serve that I could ever imagine getting for £2. Went out on Friday night and didnt end up getting home til 5am. My advice to you all - don't take directions from professional magicians. Also london night buses suck. Went out on Saturday night to Lyndz's for a house party. Apparently it was cowboy themed. The one guy in costume got a whole loada Brokeback Mountain jokes thrown at him. Poor guy. I [View Full Entry]

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hiya, ya right? So yesterday I caught the train down to Brighton for some famous five style frivolity by the sea. Out of all the characters I personally think that I most resemble George, considering how Anne is a softcock, Julian's a twat and Dick is....well Dick. Anyway, I arrived in Brighton at lunchtime, wandered down to the pier and ate fish and chips on the golden sand....i mean the other one....rocks. Feeling a little uncomfortable admist all the couples and sharp rocks I traisped along the pier with a choc-top icecream and looked at the closed down amusement park (where [View Full Entry]

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