......STARRING IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE...... Bo Surly air-hostess Homeless man #1 Homeless Man #2 ABBA Homeless man with crazy hair #1 Unhelpful coffeeshop attendant Seat stealing spanish couple Weird woman in the toilets In this remake of Speilberg's 2004 film, Bo replaces Tom Hanks as a lonely soul interned in an airport and forced to fend for herself in a sleep deprived world of duty-free shopping and recycled air. With Bo spending three nights in Kerkyra Airport (Corfu), Shipole Airport (Amsterdam) and Luton Airport (London) in the space of a week due to booked out hostels an [View Full Entry]

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ok kids. still have no bloody idea where I am. Am in newcastle at the moment, playing with tha geordies. They all appear to be collingwood supporters..... maybe im getting the whole magpie thing wrong... FA cup final was today. Am devisated that West Ham lost to Liverpool, but it was a good game from what I saw. Managed to drink far to much tonight. Am also addicted to 'Who wants to be a millionare' the pub game. it only cost 50p a game!!! Its all bad here!! actually no, am having the time of my life (and ive never felt [View Full Entry]

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K guys, I think last time I wrote I was in Bradford. Now I'm in Brighton. Heres a low down of the past few weeks. Bradford: We left here to get into London at stupid o'clock. Then we had to leave London at stupid o'clock to get to Folkestone. Tho it was nice to go back to Tooting.... Folkestone: What can I say. There was a beach. There was very little else. I watched some of the show and the kids were feral. But I wont make this as a judgement of all folkestonians, Im sure they are lovely (I just [View Full Entry]

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G'day, So its a long time since I went to Dublin with Jo (Greame's sister) for a wkd of drunken debauchery but will try to remember all the highlights for the blog. -"Why do you build me up (build me up) Buttercup, baby Just to let me down (let me down) and mess me around" - sorry, in order to fully recreate our wkd I'll need to randomly insert lyrics from the Foundation's classic, 'build me up buttercup' as, after hearing it after a few pints on our first night in Dub's, I spent the rest of the wkd bursting into [View Full Entry]

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Hey kids, Cat here again. I am now in Bradford. Apparently it is somewhere near Leeds. But I really have no idea where I am. Yesterday I was down south. Now I'm up north. Thats all I know. Apparently the curry is good here. But looking around, all I could see was pound shops. Thousands of them. I went into one and it didn't even compare to Chickenfeed. So yesterday I was up bright and earlier for a train at 8:25. It was cancellled. We had to wait 2 hours for the next one. I was well angry. I voiced this [View Full Entry]

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Hey guys, quick one from me to say happy easter. I was in Truro (Cornwell) for two days this week, now i'm in Plymouth, but heading to Bradford tomorrow. Work is long hours. Then usually a drink after. Just what I like. We actually came second in a pubtrivia night in Truro. It was all cos I knew what a Jumbuck was. 4 bottles of Beck, thank you very much. I hate children. I am paying 9p a minute to use this internet (at a 4 star hotel :) ) I drank way too much last night. Strictly Ballroom was on [View Full Entry]

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Cat here, enjoying a day off. I've been in Milton Keynes for our first 'stop' of the tour - well the first one where they gave me accomodation anyway. We finished up in Euston fairly late on Friday arvo, and then had to go to the station to get train tickets for Sat. We waited in line for atleast half an hour. This, on top of the fact that all our stock figures for the Euston shows were stuffed, made me decide that it is a crap crap place. Saturday was an early morning start, even though we had an afternoon [View Full Entry]

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22 Weeks. Over 30 locations. Up to 3 shows a day. 1000's of children. Welcome to my world! Seriously, my life is complete. The other day I got to go to a party in Fimble Valley. I'm not sure if I was invited, but I guess you can't trust the Royal Mail. Anyway, I turned up and Sarah Jane from the BBC was looking for the party too. So we all went together. Eventually we found Fimbo, Florrie and Baby Pom and had a good hour or so reading stories with Roly Mo, doing magic tricks with Rocket, wanting to kill [View Full Entry]

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K guys. I have no idea why, but over the past few days I've been having random flashbacks. It may be due to a fever I have thanks to my housemates (damn them all to hell). But I just remembered something special. I don't know how many of you realise that your old friend, the charming englishman, Grim, is actually a hot model in taiwan (or indonesia or japan or one of those places. my geography is terrible). Please ask grim for further information. I think its a secret that shouldn't be kept anymore. Or maybe I'm throwing a cat among [View Full Entry]

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hold the phone..... greenwich, amazing new job, theatre in the west end......Cat?!!?? do you call that news?? You dare to put that on the blog when only a few nights ago i was visited by "the thing that won't die, in the nightmare that won't end"? ladies and gentlemen let me set the scene........exhausted after a long days work pulling pints and topping up whinging woods' guiness, in the early hours of the morning i was curled up in my bed dreaming of rainbows and bunnies and little gnomes in pointy hats.....Then as the sun's first rays brightened the room and [View Full Entry]

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