g'day, Know that you all must be worried sick that I died in the freak gondola incident in Fort William. Thanks for all your messages of concern....no wait....that's right....i didn't get any. Well maybe it didn't make the news beyond the local Lochaber Times, but there was a gondola smash on the Ben Nevis range the other day and two families were quite badly injured. Am lucky I wasn't involved, especially since a) i was thinking about going on them the next day and b) it seems an appropriately random and typically Kimbo way to die....death by gondola...dun...dun...dun.... Anyway [View Full Entry]

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Id like to dedicate this entry to, from what I can figure, is the skank shop central of the world - Birmingham. Every second shop has 'Items to clear, only £3' or 'Nothing over £6'. While I love a good skank shop, adore clothes that will only last one wash and think the world of hotels that strangely look like the one in The Shining, I cant wait to get out of here tomorrow! The last entry isnt all there I dont think - think I finished up in Leicester, so my travels are then as follows: CAMBRIDGE We were welcomed [View Full Entry]

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I'm in Scotland! Hooray! Is anyone else excited? Cos I sure am. At risk of sounding like a McDonalds ad, I'm gonna say that i'm lovin' it. So a run down of my affairs... I think I was Glasgow last time. That was kinda cool. As with every other venue - I drank too much, I cursed at children too much and I was generally an angry bitch. This was not made any better by a rather long drive from Glasgow to Sheffield. Look on a map. Its a long way. Plus, we stopped for coffee on the way... I paid [View Full Entry]

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Walkin the mile [View Full Entry]

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Will add text soon xxxxx bo [View Full Entry]

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In honour of our seven month anniversary together I thought I'd dedicate this entry to my dunlop volleys, Australia's finest sporting sandshoe. Made famous by the then unknown Mark Edmonson in January 1976, when he beat John Newcombe to win the men's singles at the Australian Open, the dunlop volley has established a reputation for reliability, versatility and comfort that is second only to the humble plugger. Durable, unpretentious and affordable they represent everything that is good about Australia. They are the holdens, the victa mowers and chesty bonds of the shoe world. The phar laps, th [View Full Entry]

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A very angry cat here, doing hand actions and all. Having difficulties with the company, cos I don't want all my tickets booked to London. I want to be free. They don't understand. Well they do, but it makes it more complex for them, so therefore they don't wanna help. ANYWAY, enough bitching by me. Run down of the last week... think I was in Derry last I wrote... DERRY It was kinda scary here, the graffiti over the 'london' on all the roadsigns approaching the city were an obvious reminder that not so long ago this wasn't the safest of [View Full Entry]

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CORFU 15 - 20th May 2006 *Brought to you by Hels, Bo and Visa Return flight to Corfu, via Thomas Cook Airways : £130.00 2 x McDonalds Breakfast, Gatwick Airport: £6.00 "Free" Accomodation with Matu: £110.00 Miscalls to Vodafone: £7.50 Souvlakis: £5.00 Damages payable for stacking a quad bike.....twice : £15.00 Unfinished ouzo cocktails: £3.00 Sunscreen, unused: £4.95 2 x Sunburn cream: £8.50 Novelty postcard of greek statue with enormous penis: £0.25 1 x btl of undrinkable local wine: £2.75 HELS AND BO IN CORFU, 2006: PRICELESS [View Full Entry]

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Ok kids, I'm back, its been a while. I've been lotsa places since I last wrote... quick run down as always. Just after my bday I went to Hastings. We only had one day of shows here, so it was a fairly whistle stop tour. However I did end up at an open mic night playing Jenga - slightly weird, but fun nonetheless. Next stop was Nottingham. Here there was some confusion about our hotel, grrr. Once I finally had a room, there was some work done, followed by a relaxing night at the hotel bar. The next day involved work, [View Full Entry]

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Nah guys, we aren't getting religious on you, don't worry. Quick run down of the past week or so in the life of Cat: Went to York. It was lovely. But I was sick, coughing my guts up. But York was cool, with its old school Roman walls and the lovely northern accent. Then we went to Newcastle. It, again, was lovely, but I spent a good amount of time in bed. Oh and I went to China town - was looking for Chifa- wait thats only in Peru. Quite a few of us managed to get rather drunk one night [View Full Entry]

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