Okay class, settle down. Would anyone like to tell us about what they did over the summer holidays? ME ME! PLEASE MISS, ME! Eventually, after much frantic last minute organizing and a final weekend enjoying the company of Alex and Boab chilling by the campfire and behaving like the manliest of men, following their impromptu road trip to the south coast, my good wife and I boarded an aeroplane bound for Bangkok, Thailand. My video screen didn’t work, the reading lights had malfunctioned, and the old nut of a woman beside me claimed that feet smelled, then informing me of a concoction which would help combat my problem. Although she had a very valid point, I still found it in me to muster what has remarkably become probably my last recorded simmering rage. Fortunately I slept,
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