URUGUAY. We took a boat to Uruguay that took an hour or so. It was a huge cruise liner boat, I’ve never been on anything like it but it had a duty free, a full kitchen cafeteria, Wi-Fi and TV’s. It was a pleasant experience for sure but I could have used a little more time to sleep on the old boat. We took the boat to a city called Colonia del Sacramento which is north of the capital of Montevideo and it’s an old city, colonial just as its name suggests, full of old buildings and has a very quaint and tranquil atmosphere about it. We arrived and walked around the city for a while, admiring the buildings and just taking in the peace and quiet since we had a few rough days in BA. ... read more

The last few days have been spent detoxing and sleeping. Also I got on some antibiotics because I felt legitimately ill. Brett and Joey are also on antibiotics because they are also feeling the same. I am not sure if it’s the hard partying we have been doing or just the fact that we are living with six other people in a room and in a hostel with about one hundred other residents that also party hard and probably have all kinds of sicknesses. I have been washing my hands and drinking a lot of water and staying off the piss though so that has been helping and I am now feeling back to normal. We went out to dinner at a Mexican restaurant the other night which was delicious. It was nice to have some ... read more

So the last few days have been, as Aaron Berry Cook puts it, an alcoholic haze. Yesterday Brett and I actually did some productive things we walked around the city and saw some sights. We walked through Recoleta which is a really nice part of the city and reminded me a lot of Paris. There were all kinds of high end shops and stores lining the street. I bought a new Barca jacket since I had the Holland one stolen. I got a belt, which I needed since I have just been wearing a Peruvian sash for the last two months. It really isn’t Buenos Aires material. The new belt is brown and sweet. After that I got a haircut which was super productive. I have just been burning through cash here which is easy to ... read more

A 30 hour bus ride sounds a little worse than it actually is. Granted, it was pretty damn boring but we watched something like five movies and I did quite a lot of sleeping, or slapen, for those Dutch readers. The biggest problem I had with it all was that I basically lost a whole day of my life on the bus and no Gerard Butler and Jennifer Anniston movie can remedy that. The bus stopped like five times and the final stop last night was for dinner, we dined at a lovely spot called the FSA gas station located on the Atlantic coast of Argentina. The cuisine was spectacular. Amidst the grease covered gas station attendants and the simpletons who were also sharing the fare, they served, a la carte of course, your choice of ... read more

Last night was a wild time. SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS. We got iced by Joey at MALABAR. Brett fell down a couple times. He may have slept on the floor in our room for a while. I ate a pound of ravioli by myself at 6am. WE ARE NOT ROLE MODELS. Happy Easter. And.....I AM NOT GOING TO URUGUAY BITCH!!!... read more