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London Calling pt 1

Published: November 7th 2009Europe » United Kingdom » England » Greater London » Bayswater
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November 7th 2009

Oh dear oh dear oh dear… Where does one begin..? As I make my plans for departure from London I am reminded that I havent written a blog while I have been here. An entire month dearest reader, such a long time for us to be apart! You see, unlike the country where I left all of you darlings at, Morocco, the cost of internet in London Town is a little, well, AGGHHHHHHHH!!!! And so it is only now, that I have my own little netbook of love and joy, that I have the cost effective manner in which to communicate my misadventures to you. Now, bear with me, I really am thinking back a month to recount my tales and I have been very drunk of late. Now the truth is that I cant really ... read more



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October 2nd 2009

Hello again my intredpid friends and welcome once more to the adventures of your favorite traveller, Lord Master Ian Michael. I shall pick up where my story so hasitily finished, In Marrakech. Secretly just continuting the story right here is a bit of a stretch because I actually went back to Rabat, got food poisoning, said goodbye to my Desert compatriots and picked up a new group of peeps then went BACK to Marrakech. But such as it is i say just deal with it and imagine that the segue was much much cleaner. *Insert hypnotically swaying hand motions 'doodily doop doodily doop'* ~Marrakech Now, as has been the case all along this trip the backpackers i met where better than the locals by far. On this trip i picked up two hot new sugar mommas ... read more



The Vision Splendid pt2

Published: October 2nd 2009Africa » Morocco
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September 30th 2009

Sorry for the delay, travelling with other people means that you have to really find time to get to a computer... also no time for editing or spelling checks. sorry! cont. The sahara: Evocative little name 'aint it. It conjours up great hocking gobs of images of rolling sand and the endless sky, people struggling along on lonely yet majestic desert voyages and a wilderness so dauntinly beautiful that it has retained a certain sense of mystery all throughout the world. Nothing can really prepare you for the Sahara and even its arrival is can come as quite a shock. We had been driving for five hours already and the landscape had been gradually changing. Slowly left behind were the stone lined hills and arid feilds only to be replaced by sandy groud and those evocative ... read more



The Vision Splendid pt1

Published: September 23rd 2009Africa » Morocco
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September 23rd 2009

Sorry yall for not hitting back sooner but i have been just ever so slightly incommunicado. The main reason for this is that i was in the motherfucking SAHARA. Yes. Yes. Yes thank you. OK settle down. Please stop clapping or we will never get through this.... thats better. Now, where to start where to start. I guess the begining is as good a place as any... Connections are everything. I have never been very good at building them and have always been ever so slightly amused by people who make a habit of doing so. In morocco connections are the difference between a good trip that retains a certain level of genuineness and a rip off scam of the new millenium which reduces you and your wallet to tears. For a few days before departure ... read more



Les Jacarandas

Published: September 12th 2009Africa » Morocco » Rabat-Salé-Zemmour-Zaer » Rabat
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September 12th 2009

Les Jacarandas I wandered around the medina or Rabat today, full of hectic locals buying everything from bootleg DVDs, to the most amawing smelling herbs: corriander and thyme by the cartful. I experienced the Atlantic Ocean for the first time afterwards then took a look up at the beautfil Kasbah aith its painted and lovingly adorned entrances. I was pleasantly suprised to find that growing in one corner was a beautiful, flowering Jacaranda. Home, it seems, can come from the most unlikely things.... read more



Lair, Lair

Published: September 12th 2009Africa » Morocco » Rabat-Salé-Zemmour-Zaer » Rabat
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September 12th 2009

Lair, Lair Lying is, aparently, a deeply cultural thing. As my bespeckled literature-guru Muhammed told me yesterday, "In muslim culture deviousness is considered fine, almost commendable" and this has been the most glaring item of culture shock that i have experienced. An example: Abdel my new 26 year old Maghrebi friend who has spent the last eight years working and living in America was kind enough to show me around his old neigbourhood today, a very ritzy area of Rabat full of yuppy, converse wearing, mercedes driving Maghrab twentysomethings. Abdel speaks perfect Darija (as well as five other languages, as proven by his ability to strike up at lleast basic conversation with everyone in the hostel). And yet even he gets lyed to in this country. When we arrived back at the youth hostel from ... read more



Thank Cod for Rabat

Published: September 11th 2009Africa » Morocco » Rabat-Salé-Zemmour-Zaer » Rabat
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September 11th 2009

Thank Cod for Rabat Casablanca brings forth in my mind the words of Banjo Patterson in my favorite poem, "Clancy of the Overflow": "And the foetid air and gritty of the dusty, dirty city, Through the open window floating, spreads it foulness over all" As an introduction to Morocco Casablanca can be likened to showing a new tourist to Australia the town of Nambour. On a very bad day. After a small civil war. It is a filthy business town which neither sees many tourists nor wants many tourists. It is a place for businessmen to come and work. To scramble about their day in a surrounding whose sole purpose is brief, financial and contrived. And while i can only assume i will have a different attitude to the city by the time i make ... read more



Casablanca!!!

Published: September 9th 2009Africa » Morocco » Grand Casablanca » Casablanca
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September 9th 2009

Casablanca!!! well hello there sexy co-adventurers on the journey del ian. First note...did you know that many parts of the world do not use a qwert keyboard.... boo hiss! anywho... i left of at a wonderful juncture in my life, namely, seven hours into a 14 hour stopover in beautiful abu dhabi airport, mother of all that is bwonderful and holy. i spent a good seven hours talking to a charming young man from the punjab region, recently arrived to accept a job in the slave trade...I MEAN the Emrati Overseas Work Program. When i say talk i do of cause mean smile and nod as he literally new no more than a few words of english. But bless his cotton socks he still talked at me, reguardless of if i was reading, sleeping, or ... read more



And so it begins

Published: September 7th 2009Middle East » United Arab Emirates » Abu Dhabi
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September 7th 2009

And so it begins, (or, The things ive learnt about international travel in the last 24 hours) I find myself at a thankfully free internet terminal in abu dhabi airport at midnight. Thankful in part for the freeness and in in another part because it is midnight outside and dipping to a very chilly 33 degrees celcius. I am on a time limit so i will just list a few points i have been thinking about interntional travel. 1. Lingua Franca internationalle baby! Every single native english speaking person has an almost intollerably wonderful advantage in the world of international travel. Singapore.... English signs, English speakers, The United Arab Emirates.... English signs, English speakers.... All native english speakers are frickin lucky and should damn well appreciate it! 2. Read your itinerary... otherwise you do silly ... read more






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