 Cory Maley - Maestro the Vagabond | All Comments |
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| 19th September 2006 Pete | - From: Estonia, Part II: Naughty, Naughty Virgins, and a Kick in the Cock for Good Measure. Oh, and Riga too. I no longer care about said contests due to my shameful loss. If a first you don't succeed, give up. Anything that's hard to do isn't worth doing. Except for these here comments. They make the tips of my fingers hurt slightly, but it's worth it. |
| 19th September 2006 Erin | Do I need a title? - From: Estonia, Part II: Naughty, Naughty Virgins, and a Kick in the Cock for Good Measure. Oh, and Riga too. Okay, Cory, here's my first comment to you. I hope you savor it. Anyways, why do you have such a crappy alarm clock that you have to stay up all night cuz you can't trust it to wake you up? Seriously! I have a traveling alarm clock that vibrates. So, you stick it in your pillow with the time set and you wake up to the bed shaking. I always jolt right up. It can also beep, but who needs that when you think you're waking up to an earthquake? Also, I love the How Not to Be Seen clip. I have learned so much from that. Anyways, there's a comment for you. Hope you enjoy. -Erin- |
| 17th September 2006 Dan | Return to the North - From: I´ve Been To Hell and Back and other Nordic Adventures Take a close look at the "Slow Haircut" picture. You are totally getting checked out. |
| 12th September 2006 The Sushi Cowboy | Burninating comsummate 'V's... - From: Adventures in Estonia, Where "Everything is Possible." Also caught the Monty Python joke by the way...nothing get's by me! Good work on screwing Valdo over, he sounds just like my landlord. I still think you're a pussy however. I love who you are don't change. Love, Meeler. :-P |
| 11th September 2006 Estonian | too bad - From: Adventures in Estonia, Where "Everything is Possible." Well, I hope your Estonian experience will turn out better than just Valdo. I feel sad about those japanese people though... Have a nice trip! |
| 10th September 2006 Dad | Your the Man - From: Adventures in Estonia, Where "Everything is Possible." Hi Son I am proud of you for taking a stand for what is right and being the one to stand up for your friends. I love who you are don't change. Love Dad |
| 9th September 2006 tony | Oy, what a mensch, nu? - From: Adventures in Estonia, Where "Everything is Possible." You're no shlemiel. When a goy such as yourself uses Yiddish, it makes me kvell with joy. |
| 5th September 2006 Your Math Cuz | Hello Cuz - From: I´ve Been To Hell and Back and other Nordic Adventures I am glad you are having a good time. When you get home I will have to take you to this little ethiopean restaurant we found. The food was awesome. Hope to talk to you soon |
| 4th September 2006 Anna | - From: I´ve Been To Hell and Back and other Nordic Adventures New on the bloglist after meeting Cory in Stockholm, I've spent the better part of my day at work catching up - and enjoying it so much I almost missed my classes and laughing out loud in the teatcher's room. I do look forward to hearing more of your adventures - and also hope to see you again along the road. If you do decide to go to Bhutan, let me know! :-) Take care and keep in touch! (By the way, I'm trying to convince my principal to give me money to take my students to "The Planet".) |
| 4th September 2006 Pete | - From: I´ve Been To Hell and Back and other Nordic Adventures I am glad that one of my history teachers seems to have stopped caring about the quality of his writing, instead focusing on the amusing and pointless rather than the insightful. This makes me enormously happy. Good show. (BTW, I have stopped caring about the quality of my comments as well, which is why I have decided against insulting you today) |
| 4th September 2006 Dana | - From: I´ve Been To Hell and Back and other Nordic Adventures I love your Burger King crown. I get those whenever we go to Burger King. The drive-thru people look at me strangely but end of giving one to me. It's great! |
| 27th August 2006 Edelbrau | Identification - From: Euro Safari - Part One (You Could Be A Winner - See Inside for Details, offer not valid in Quebec) Maybe that's the Jung Frau you would have met in the sex shop. "Frau Bleucher!" from Young Frankenstein. Thanks for the skin...I guess. Neigh! |
| 26th August 2006 The Sushi Cowboy | Animal Identification - From: Euro Safari - Part One (You Could Be A Winner - See Inside for Details, offer not valid in Quebec) Hey...isn't that your Mom? |
| 26th August 2006 The Sushi Cowboy | Holla! - From: Granada - A Holiday from my Vacation Boo-yah, I get an official shout-out on your blog. Super sweet! And I just got your postie in the mail today too. That deserves some serious wazzin' and whompin', wouldn't you agree? Sucks about your iPod, "Que mala suerte", as the Spanish would say. |
| 25th August 2006 LeAnna Levenson | Bigfoot contest - From: Euro Safari - Part One (You Could Be A Winner - See Inside for Details, offer not valid in Quebec) ok, Cory, so I had to check for myself what this animal is. After a minute amount if research a la internet, I think what you saw was a Chamois. Check out this link here to see more pics and to verify for yourself: http://www.ultimateungulate.com/Images/Rupicapra_rupicapra/R_rupicapra1.html when can I expect my prize? |
| 25th August 2006 Cammy | - From: Granada - A Holiday from my Vacation I SAW THAT! YAY! Oh and horrible horrible HORRIBLE news... your classroom has been taken over... i don't like it... ANYHOO... yay europe! Don't get too burned out. And stop losing stuff/getting it stolen. It's bad for you "chi." I don't know what that is but my mom's a buddhist now and says my brother needs his chi re-alined. So you might as well just keep yours in tact. |
| 25th August 2006 Cammy | - From: Morocco Maloku OMG. OMGOMGOMG. EWEWEWEWEW. Can I send you some of that travel toilet paper? Maybe a gallon of anti-bacterial hand gel or some bleach? Please? |
| 24th August 2006 Feiko | oh poor little ipod... - From: Granada - A Holiday from my Vacation Once again great pictures and sounds like you're having a great time :-) It's good to stop for a while and just enjoy life. Seems like you've found a lot of good looking company to do so with. So I can't help but comment that I didn't really use the rail paas that well either but really... fuck it... (that was a flashback to all of the aussie's I meet in europe) you're having a good time. .. enough said. Well that and the fact that you will never be able to see it all anyway. So don't let the hope that the next city will be better or cooler suck you in. Have a good whirlwind my man. |
| 23rd August 2006 Sarah Terherst | trip to Africa - From: Granada - A Holiday from my Vacation Cory, I've had so much fun keeping up with your travels. Sounds like you're having a great time. Well, I'm leaving for Africa on Thursday (the 24th). I'm going to Rwanda, Uganda, then Kenya. I get back on Sept 13. I'm afraid i won't be near the internet, so no blog. But, I'll e-mail you when I get home. I'm glad you're having such a good time :) |
| 20th August 2006 D. Edel | Genius - From: Granada - A Holiday from my Vacation Cory, your trip has been frikin genius. I've enjoyed your debauchery and psudo-schoarly docent tours. Looking forward to more as your weary Wildcat colleagues go back to the grind this monday. One suggestion, more skin...and more tales of skin. Even if they have to be invented... Ciao for now, David P.S. I have already forgiven your foolishness in rooting for the French in the Final. By the wayt, have you met any "Sons of Terrorist Whores"? |
| 16th August 2006 Pete | - From: Morocco Maloku I have nothing to say |
| 10th August 2006 Leader of the pack | - From: Morocco Maloku Well at least dad was warned of the monster. but that line probably made him look for it. I hear lisbon is lovely this time of year |
| 9th August 2006 Feiko | hmmm.. - From: Morocco Maloku Ok so a few points. 1 Morocco looks great despite some of the descriptions. Nice pics BTW. 2 After a while I totally rated the hostels on 2 things. Bed and showers. a good shower would normally still give the hostel a good rating in my book anyway. Still the palace hostel you stayed in looks amazing! 3 if you used your left hand to clean your butt why is there a picture of you eating with your left hand? hmmm... oh well... I'm sure you managed to find some soap somewhere :-) and finally congrats on the random travelling... yes there really is some freedom in this world! |
| 2nd August 2006 Feiko | ahh Spain - From: Edinburgh - Haunted, Drunk, and Well Read. Let's Call it a Night so many Tapas bars.. so little time. I was in Sans Sebastion as well.. hmm small world anyway, if you like wine tasting Bourdeaux is the place to be. the town... not totally exciting but lots of darn good wine tours. Don't miss out on Barcelona either! |
| 1st August 2006 Dana | - From: Edinburgh - Haunted, Drunk, and Well Read. Let's Call it a Night Oo, lucky! I love Edinburgh. No fair. Haha haggis. You are a very brave man! I remember that clock. My mum went to the Dali Museum while we rode the London Eye. Hope you are having fun! =] |
| 31st July 2006 Shelley C. | Buenos - From: Edinburgh - Haunted, Drunk, and Well Read. Let's Call it a Night Short for Buenos Dias. Hey Cory, I am so enjoying your blogs. You are an enthusiastic traveller! It has been a looooong time since I have been to Scotland, but distinctly remember the difficulty in understanding what the heck the Scottish were saying. I am glad you visited the Imperial War Museum... my fav. Hope you are headed to Granada for the Alahambra at some point. It is said that in one of the rooms there is where Columbus got the thumbs up from Isabella, et al. Enjoy the paella, the Goya, Velasquez, Dali and Picasso.... Shelley |
| 31st July 2006 Pete | - From: Edinburgh - Haunted, Drunk, and Well Read. Let's Call it a Night Oo Oo, I know, it's elderberries!!! Ha ha, I win. Good times * wipes tear from cheek * Anyways, have fun in Madrid there, and good job eating the Scottish food, I don't even think I would eat that, just by knowing what was in it. You are a brave man indeed, injesting such, um... delicacies. |
| 25th July 2006 Cammy | - From: Nicest People on Earth Ok #1 it's called EMAIL Maley. It's this nifty little invention dealing with the webbernet, which is like a bunch of say, "tubes," and it's quite usefull when staying in touch with women who you "quite like." #2 creamed your pants? really? totally necessary to say? really? REALLY? i guess i just never noticed how literally in love with the world you really are... or at least unnaturally attracted to it... anyways, have a nice time. |
| 24th July 2006 Feiko | Hmm... kiwi's - From: Nicest People on Earth Yes... something about the women. I managed to meet a number of women I quite liked as well my boy. Nothing wrong with a little bit of romance in Europe. Dont' worry you'll get to meet a lot of Aussies and Kiwis. Just laugh when they ask where you're from in the. US... after they've seen the Canadina Flag. It just goes better that way. |
| 23rd July 2006 The Sushi Cowboy | Walls of Paris - From: Nicest People on Earth They're also like Paris Hilton in another sense...they're famous for simply existing. However, I don't suppose the Walls of York have ever been involved in bootleg porn. |
| 22nd July 2006 Dana | - From: Nicest People on Earth First off... GNER= Great North Eastern Railway. Secondly you were pretty close to where I grew up! Cambridge is about 1 1/2 hours away from Maidstone. Hope you're having fun! =] |
| 22nd July 2006 Luke's Mama | - From: Nicest People on Earth Seriously, you are one of the few people who can write the phrase "creamed in my pants" without sounding that offensive. Luke says "nectarine." He is going though a growth spurt and eating everything. It is a thousand degrees here, so we caved, and Dan is out buying an air conditioner. |
| 22nd July 2006 Pete | - From: Nicest People on Earth You seem to be taking a quality tour... I still don't understand exactly where you have been... oh well, I guess I'll just pretend to understand, that always works. Congrats on picking the hottest time of year and the hottest year EVER to go to Europe. Good Show! |
| 18th July 2006 Feiko | Loved Salzburg! - From: Brugge and Amsterdam: Beer, Hookers and Hash Probably one of my favourite cities when I went through Europe! Could have been the company I had with me at the time but definitely a great town. I'm undecided on whether to be happy or sad that you have tried the Coffee shops. I was born in Holland and have been back a few times but everytime I seem to miss that part of Amsterdam. Oh well... looking forward to the next entry. |
| 13th July 2006 mel | envious - From: Brugge and Amsterdam: Beer, Hookers and Hash Holy shit man you sound like you're having the time/expierence of your life! I'm glad I can live through your blogs, and I'm also stoked you got pics up again! thinkin of you! mel |
| 13th July 2006 LeAnna Levenson | salzburg - From: Brugge and Amsterdam: Beer, Hookers and Hash Hey Cory! If you are still in Salzburg--GO TO THE SALT MINES!!! They are so cool and you actually cross over the austria/germany border while under the ground!!! and there are these kick ass slides you go down to decend further underground!! Do it!!!!!!!!!! Travels sound amazing....I'll add more when I am not sneaking emails at work! LeAnna |
| 7th July 2006 Tony | - From: Czech Republic: Dem Bones, Dem Bones, Dem Dry Bones I'd tell you to visit Dachau, but Auschwitz probably trumps it. Kuntna Hora is oogy. I wonder when I get to go? Oh, right, when I have disposable income that's not already earmarked for other purposes a year before I earn it... |
| 6th July 2006 Feiko | Hmmm good memories - From: Czech Republic: Dem Bones, Dem Bones, Dem Dry Bones Hey big guy... sounds like you're enjoying the backpacking already. I had a great time in Prague as well when I was there. Definitely worth staying for a while to really get a chance to explore the city. Nice pictures BTW. Damn you for making me want to travel again! |
| 6th July 2006 Pete | oooo... bones... - From: Czech Republic: Dem Bones, Dem Bones, Dem Dry Bones Is that a G-Shock? I would recognize that shiny chrome button anywhere! Anyways, good job getting a new camera, and using it to capture a picture of the elusive Ryan. And also nice work snatching that bone... excelent souvenir. That would make a nice key chain. Well, I guess that I will go on in my dreary existance here, not blowing anything up now that the fourth has come and gone... Oh well, maybe someday I'll go to Europe. Then I can finally live up to my two month long dream, to become a Soccer Hooligan. Oh, thats gonna be great. |
| 6th July 2006 Dana | ... - From: Czech Republic: Dem Bones, Dem Bones, Dem Dry Bones Wow, the Czech is beautiful! |
| 29th June 2006 Sharlene Maley | Not Surprised! - From: A Krak-ho Stole My Camera Hey Cory, why am I not surprised that you had your camera stolen or misplaced. It is a talent that must be in your genes because you have had it since birth. I am sorry you are without a camera. I think you should splurge and buy yourself another one! Enjoying your stories. Stay safe and out of trouble. Love you forever. Mom. |
| 27th June 2006 Darren | - From: A Krak-ho Stole My Camera What does the city look like, maybe some pictures would be nice |
| 27th June 2006 The Palyszniuk's | - From: A Krak-ho Stole My Camera Sounds like you are having a great trip! Miss you lots! Kyla, Darren & Hudsyn |
| 27th June 2006 Sandra Sveinson | Missed you in Mexico!! - From: A Krak-ho Stole My Camera Hi Cory, Thanks for the updates on your trip. Sorry about your camera - yicks! We missed you in Mexico. Connie was able to carry on the Maley tradition of endless entertainment in yours and Darren's absence. Stay safe and keep in touch. Miss you. The Sveinson Clan |
| 27th June 2006 Pete | Nice Job Getting Your Camera Jacked, Jerk - From: A Krak-ho Stole My Camera Well, well, well... You had to lose your camera, the one which provided so many happy pictures for the rest of us to look at. That makes me sad. But also angry... very angry! My anger is equivalent to that of Lugash! But anyways, you make me very jealous. I wish I could get deported and then wander around Europe with a wealthy and generous family, get a camera stolen (dumbass), and write about my experiences in a blog, meanwhile confronting people loudly while having no gun, knife, machete, axe, sledgehammer, death star, Jedi Powers, or scary looking tatoos (again, dumbass). I really, truly do. Hmmm... maybe I should join the Swiss Army, that way I could get deported, and get an assault rifle! For Free! That's better than Texas! P.S: I never thought I would EVER repeatedly call one of my high school teachers a dumbass, but I'm in America, (U-S-A, U-S-A!) and you're in... um, wherever the hell you are now. It's hard to keep up with you vagabonds... jerks... |
| 27th June 2006 Cammy | - From: A Krak-ho Stole My Camera Yes Maley it's me... and you thought you could just blog it up and not tell me. Well i found you out! HAH! You can't escape! Never!! Oh and are you sure it wasn't a Spanish gypsie? If it was please find her and get my wallet back. Well that's all for now. Oh no wait, you have lots to typos just FYI. Ok now that's all. But i'll be back! Bye |
| 25th June 2006 scott | mmmmm.......pussy - From: Ljubljana...The next best thing to living on the Sun! Is it sad that I was thinking of you tonight so I had to watch Jossie and the Pussycats? |
| 22nd June 2006 Dana | - From: Ljubljana...The next best thing to living on the Sun! Ahh, Slovenja you have to love it. Hey lookie lookie; you spelled it correctly! FYI, it has been scientifically proven that the Baltic people are the prettiest. Hope you had fun. |
| 22nd June 2006 Pete | Hizzah! - From: Ljubljana...The next best thing to living on the Sun! Well, I expected more updates from you... I was looking forward to seeing pictures of your experience on the Danube. But, I guess you just don't care about us non-globe travelers, do you? That makes me angry... Anyway, thenks for the OCASIONAL updates, and I look forward to more. P.S. How do you pronounce that cities name? I've been trying to figure it out, but I'm way to lazy to just look it up... |
| 21st June 2006 Dana | - From: A First Class Start So I am pretty jealous of you at the moment. I want to travel Europe forever and ever! But no... I'm stuck here. Well, have lots of fun and don't get lost! P.S. You still spell Ljubljana incorrectly! =] |
