c

Lump

back in the US after five years out.
might just keep doing this b/c its become a habit.




Travel Blog Posts


Lump icon
Lump
February 10th 2013

Only a second: the span separating a drink from a sip. It slipped into that space effortlessly. Just an innocent question. The kind you ask a memory that has disappeared into an incomprehensible life elsewhere. “How is NYC? How is it to be back in the USA?” The Question. The returnee’s kōan, the sound of one hand clapping. Sooner or later, it always comes, but no one really wants the complicated answer. Much more preferred is something pleasantly trite, reassuringly vapid, and decidedly unambiguous. “Great” with a little humorous anecdote about fat America on the side. Chuckle. Check conversation topic box. Move on. Easy like Sunday morning. That is how it is supposed to go. Instead, a Jackson Pollock splattering of disjointed, rambling, hemming and hawing, caveat-peppered babble spilled forth. This is the complicated answer. We ... read more



Lump icon
Lump
October 30th 2012

Hundreds of bodies litter the killing field. Many still twitch as the cherry red blood bubbles out of slit necks and pools in the mud. Blood-splattered butchers hunch over the bodies, their axes methodically rising and falling as they hack through flesh and bone. Others peel away the skin with long curved black bladed knives. Cows that had fifteen minutes before been chased across the field by squealing children are now fat marbled slabs of meat laid out on eucalyptus leaves for sale. Near a pile of steaming entrails and flesh covered skulls, a woman squats in front of a plastic bucket churning blood, allegedly for drinking. Perhaps this, like kort, as the raw meat dish is called in Ethiopia, is a delicacy. The hecatomb is to celebrate Meskel, the Ethiopian Orthodox Christian holiday commemorating the ... read more



Lump icon
Lump
September 6th 2012

Less than ten minutes into the student orientation for the Harvard Summer intensive English program, the third cell phone rang. Actually, it didn’t ring. It made the shut down noise. Voldermort’s (names have been changed to protect the not so innocent) head whipped up like a vulture startled from its scavenging. Glaring with beady predator eyes into the darkness of the auditorium, she snarled, “Bring me that cell phone this instant!” Nobody moved. She repeated herself. Still nobody moved. “Are you a coward or a liar?” she mocked. Then for the next twenty minutes, some 440 students, many of whom didn’t speak enough English to understand anything she said, and 40 teachers, who unfortunately did, sat in silence staring at the ferocious sneering gorgon on the stage. This may have been when she finally snapped and ... read more



Lump icon
Lump
April 26th 2012

A light drizzle falls from a slate sky. It is colder than expected. Inside, the percussive tremulous flurry of flamenco guitar rattles the bar’s tinny speakers. Tapas spread across the low wooden table - viridescent garlicky olives, thinly sliced jamon serano, fat-rippled chorizo, honey drizzled manchego cheese sprinkled with ground coffee, and a steaming plate of golden fried anchovies. The tapas, the cold beer, and the weather are strong incentives not to go anywhere. I thumb through a stack of postcards, images delineating the contours of Andalusia: In one, the Mezquita in Cordoba, a building encompassing the layers of history and culture that have shaped Southern Spain. A cathedral within a mosque built from the ruins of a Visigoth church and a Roman pagan temple. Another shows a tile of swirling Arabic calligraphy from the Alhambra, ... read more



Food for Thought

Published: March 7th 2012Africa » Ethiopia
Lump icon
Lump
March 7th 2012

This all started a few months ago. I was in the Gambella region of western Ethiopia bouncing down a road to visit a Nuer village, one of the indigenous tribes of the area. For miles, all along the newly graded road, the forest was being enthusiastically dragged down, piled up, and burnt. Clear cutting toward a better future. Rounding a bend, a enormous piece of John Deere industrial farm equipment sat on the edge of the field. Its just-off-the-factory-line new green and yellow paint gleamed in the harsh sun bleached washed out colors of the countryside. We stared at awe. Although in Midwest America, it would be barely worth mentioning, such a thing in rural Ethiopia was like seeing ET and Bigfoot sipping tea next to a flying saucer. Since then, something has been festering in ... read more



Lump icon
Lump
January 24th 2012

A couple of the emails said, “Rwanda . . . huh”. The skepticism was palpable. The messages plainly implied that this decision was significant in so far as it indicated deteriorating mental capacities and an alarming uptick in questionable decision making. Oprava’s email was more blunt: “Christmas in Rwanda sounds like, well, hell, but what does the white man know.” Precisely. What does the white man know? The media’s business is infotainment. It breathlessly recounts the horrific apocalyptic flavor of the moment for riveted audiences before rushing on to the next catastrophe in the heart of darkness. The news’ steady diet of natural disaster, civil war, famine, disease, and public uprising liberally indulges the schadenfreude of the fickle observer. Consequently, the Rwanda of public imagination is, and perhaps forever will be, rooted in the undeniably hellish ... read more



Lump icon
Lump
January 21st 2012

In the old stories, mountains were the navels of the world, the axis mundi, the abode of the gods. Where there was no Kailash, Fuji, Olympus, or Sinai, people built their own: the ziggurats of ancient Mesopotamia, the pyramids of Egypt, Teotihuacan, Chichen Itza, and the Empire State Building in the Americas. The mountains connected heaven and earth. They were a conduit for the flowering of myth, the place where the sacred and the profane overlapped. My story was less sacrosanct. I was walking around Mt Kenya, the second highest mountain in Africa, so I wouldn’t have to do anything so stupid again. I’d been comforting myself for about a month with the thought that this was the last time. That it was time to put away childish things and spend more time vacationing where alcohol ... read more



Go west tourists, go west

Published: January 19th 2012Africa » Ethiopia » Gambela Region » Gambela
Lump icon
Lump
December 15th 2011

Sinking into his chair, Haptu, a corpulent Chinese buddha looking Ethiopian, lifts his steaming cup of tea and smiles broadly. “What we do is go look at those people”. Haptu smelled opportunity. In Ethiopia, tourists follow the highland ‘historic circuit’ to Gondor, Axum, and Lalibela or go south to see the tribes of the Southern Peoples. Western Ethiopia, bereft of historical-mythical ties to Christianity, ancient architecture, or people with plates in their lips, has, so far, largely escaped attention. However, outside of Gambela, near the Sudanese border, there are villages inhabited by traditional tribes, the Anuak and the Nuer. We were going to look at them. Haptu’s company, Vast Ethiopia Tours (http://www.vastethiopiatours.com), would blaze the tourist trail west, but first, he needed to assemble the A-team. (cue music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MVonyVSQoM) Nico,... read more



No ferenji magic on Abuna Yosef

Published: October 16th 2011Africa » Ethiopia
Lump icon
Lump
October 16th 2011

Suddenly, voices break through the crackling static. Unintelligible, but clearly voices. Then a moment later, they are gone. White noise again. I go back to probing the radio’s circuit board with the two tiny wires while slowly adjusting the tuner knob. Ten or fifteen children and a couple of adults have gathered to watch and seem greatly encouraged by the short burst of audible evidence. We may be in a rural Ethiopian village a days walk from any working electricity, but there had been voices. Technology had happened! It could happen again! But, I knew better. Rearranging the D batteries had not solved the problem, and a lifetime of mechanical ineptitude guaranteed that I wasn’t going to be able to do much with the two wires unsoldered from the circuit board. I figured fiddling might make ... read more



Lump icon
Lump
September 15th 2011

It’s July, cold and rainy in Addis. In America, it’s hot. A grand time to be there instead of here. The Lufthansa flight to Frankfurt leaves Bole International Airport near midnight. They call it the ‘Baby Snatcher’ as it leaves under the cover of darkness filled with white folks retuning west with Ethiopian babies. Though I’ve got no baby on board, there will be plenty stateside I’ve never met: Henry, Mira, Waylon, Gretchen, Ryder, Pearl, Veronica. The rest of home leave will entail little sleep, an orgy of meat and drink, a little art, and the hopeless attempt to make meaningful the relationships of memory. In the end, only the babies are unburdened by memory. Within moments of landing in Frankfurt, I know I have come back to the future. In the airport bathroom, the toilet ... read more






Tot: 0.848s; Tpl: 0.015s; cc: 14; qc: 69; dbt: 0.031s; 1; s:apollo w:www (50.28.60.10); sld: 2; ; mem: 6.8mb