Bogus Well , why do you have to bring your professional title to the beach..."Two Physios..." If I didn't already like you so much that would have made me go off you.
Well I am on boring course at present (C course) and I think that is true evidence for how I am a BOGUS physio...everybody else seem so keen, hmmm...so what does that make me? I want to be a professional mermaid. A fishtail would look better than my legs, and I just like being underneath surface.
To me the pair of yous look like professional beachbums, and very pretty ones too.
wow You both look surgically enhanced on pic with green tops, or are you wearing those aqua bras?
Fake boobs AND fake american accent, I can sense Andrew crying into his pint. He used to like you natural with muddy toes...
Burgerfreak probably digs it though.
you have turned american, this soppy mess sounds like Dawsons Creek!!! Ah where is your stiff upper lip when you are abroad, you must remember to be british.
Your down to earth croc hunter won't stand for fake American Accents and Soppy sentiments! Jess need never know how much you eh..love her, it is simply unbritish! When she dies you should forever think how awful it was that you never told her!
hmmmmmmmm Have you been abducted by aliens? Bet you have, coz you sound different.(Not a fake American accent already?!?) And the blog is late, but in a different way than in oz. Some green creature is sitting there trying to write a blog so your friends and family don't get suspicious.... Well I am! Not like Lucy at all, she would not have had the sense to stay out of gangland but would have gullibly partied hard with 50 Cent and Snoopy Dog and Busta Rhymes.
Something is very wrong here...Anyway, can I announce to the world my delight in Stupid Paris Hilton's prison service? OKY, well I am damn pleased. She might blow well, but she is also Bloody annoying and has gotten away with too much that other less rich people would have been locked up for for tooooooooo long! A bit like sweaty cheese face Doherty and his no brain moss girlfriend. W**kers.
Missin you Hey Lis, finally caught up on your blog today as internet up and running again. Had promised myself I would read everyday at work but thrown back into it without a minute to spare - really must do somethin about that!
Anyway, sounds like you still havin a fab time - reading your entries has brought back so many happy memories and a tear to my eye, missin you lots, feels like foreva since we have seen you - keep enjoying and really make the most of your last couple of weeks coz nothin changes at home. Lots of love Jx PS Say hi to Andrew when you next speak to him.
Ain't it great? Isn't hollywood amazing? we loved it! Dennys is for the hungry people! very cheap though! Can't wait to see your pics! Lets hope you see a celebrity on your trip, we saw their houses and that was the closest! Speak to you soon love the De
hey hey lis,
sounds like you are still having a fantastic time! LA sounds amazing! hope you have a brilliant time with jess! can't wait to see you!
lots of love xxxxxx
Sounds like you don't want the world to know about C.J, keeping him quiet...suspicious! And no mention of Andrew. Can I just REMIND you, he is the love of your life. The grandfather of your future grandchildren. The man who hears your farts and rocks your heart. He who fell of a bench with you, and cares in spite of your muddy toes.
Anyway, it is my birthday the 25 th of May and I shall be 34. Not a really lucky number, but I will cope. Can't wait for your pap photoes, I rely on you to give me a good laugh! Say hello to burgerfreak, but from a safe distance.
I just hope we won't have to see those kind of photoes of you and Jess (Postman Pat's cat?) with your fannies on show climbing out of limo's! It just is not family watching.
C.J no doubt would think it was very "COOL, dude", but he is in his own silly language a "dork".
Britney is a disgrace Luce, I don't want you copying her. Her sillyness was vaguely acceptable when she was a desirable young pricktease, but that is SO OVER! She would fit in nicely in Baguley, bet her house would be a pigsty like the ones I saw there when I was a student on community placement. You know, with poo in the sink and dead pigeons on the floor and then they offer you a brew!!!??? Ehhh NO thank you madam! Without her money she would be Waynetta Slob. She'd never wash her spotty face again!
Anyway, show some British class when you get there and keep your knickers on.
Get C.J to show you the local celeb haunts and take unflattering pap pics for us so that we can feel beautiful (in america you can date WITHOUT putting out, if he tries anything on say it is FAR too early) and if you are a bit drunk and feel frivolous and generous, buy a fridge magnet for me that says LOS ANGELES, as I am an avid collector. Awaiting in antisipation your next blog. Work is EVEN worse by the way, had staffmeeting and outpatients meeting today, it is like japaneese torture! Drip..drip...drip... and then you go crazy.
see Being inappropriately dressed is an artform Luce. Some of us perfect it early on, and it is best served with a huge dose of stubborness.
From an early age I refused to get dressed the way I should for long skitrips with Pappa. Then when the weather changed I would nearly freeze to death and whinge/cry, and he took of his own hat, gloves etc. and put them on me.
I think this has toughened him up. Now he seems to be an addict as he rolls in the snow after showers and sleeps with window open in -20. Perhaps this will happen similarly to your Andy, give him a few years and he will be rolling in mud!
I think the fact that you fell off that bench signifies an abrupt end to a perfect romance, bit like a film I watched on monday. I HATE bad endings, so I like your "for now" comment. Don't let an American dude with big teeth called C.J who rides a mustang and thinks american football is not a game for whimps (all that bloody protection, "rugby" for sissies) and says "GEE" and "COOL" a lot whip you of your feet. I can just see him now with his back to front baseball cap and oversized trousers, WHO does he THINK HE IS!!??! Burgerfreak. And he thinks we all want to live there, well we DON'T!!! Civilised sophisticated and cultured people want to live in Norway for HIS INFORMATION! Ehhh...I just took a trip out to broaden my horizon. Don't fall for it Luce, go back to fun in the ambulance with Croc-man...look past those false white big teeth and THINK before you do something stupid.
WOW! Have a great time in the USA! Your blog has kept me entertained for so long! Great photos! Look forward to more on your return!!! Miss you Hun xxx
just hope you went against advice and took lots of pairs of heels etc for the great LA! keep having a have a brilliant time- take celeb photos - u could earn some money from Heat and stay there longer! xx
Hi Steve and Jen! Hi guys! Am at Auckland airport, fly to LA in a few hours. I remebered about the teeth whitening strips last night - it cheered me up when i felt sad about leaving Andrew and Australia! I knew you'd sort out the cheap calls thing steve - when it comes to phones, you're the person to know! My tan has needed a little help from a bottle so will look forward to hearing your secrets. Will be so cool to go out in manchester with you, Jen, Jill and Andrew - like we are back in Melbourne. Think bush boy is looking forward to it. God i miss Australia, it is fabulous isn't it? Will keep in contact whilst i'm in LA and let you know my plans for my return but i can't wait to see you! Miss you everyday, Lisa x
Hello from sunny Manchester Hello Lisa and Andrew how are you?? Back home now and bored!! Missing you!!! Can't wait to get back over. My tan is holding up well ( i will share my secrets on return). The weather here has been really nice but cold by our standards I mean its under 25c!!!! Just got over my jet lag! Took nearly 2 weeks! Jen has been asking about you every day and we are counting the days till you come to see us! Hope Bush boy is doing well and looking forward to coming to UK. Siobhan is coming next week but only for a day. Thought of a way to get you and A free calls!!!!!! Jen and I are continuing our Aussie lifestyle by going camping with Jill this weekend, how funny will that be? Hope you enjoying US, remember to get the teeth whitening stuff so you can move in with us in Cheshire and look like everyone else hehe! Speak soon lots of Love S xxx
NEXT BLOG??????? Next blog please! We are worried!!!!! LOTS of photoes please. We all feel neglected now...like you don't care at all. Big H is in tears and wonders if it is something she has done or said. I said it probably was, and she looked absolutely guttet! You really don't have to choose between your family and love honey!
Those spelling mistakes Your blog is like an internet chat room with all the comments, it's really fun to read! Eili sounds fun, I've never met her but I can imagine she would make me laugh just like you do! She's right about the fact you make people laugh till they wet themselves, I experienced that a lot in NZ!!! I'll never forget the fun we had in New Zealand, that's impossible! Really looking forward to JT it's all I've listened to since being back. I wonder if anyone noticed that your spelling got a little bit better when I was with you?! All that shouting across the internet cafe and asking me for spelling advice!!! Ah, so many memories! I have noticed a couple of errors since my return but it wouldn't be you without them, and we all know what you mean anyway! Love Big H! xxx
Hi Big H! Karen was so cute! She wasn't shy at all - all night we had kangaroos jumping around the tent! Have never seen them in the wild before so very excited. The tan look in the photo was unfortunately a little bit of sunburn! Hope the 'how was your holiday?' questions are over by now. Don't forget what fun we had in NZ, it was great wasn't it? Looking forward to seeing Justin Timberlake - WOW! Love you lots x
Hey Eili! Am very sorry for the spelling error - will try better next time! Am liking what your clairvoyant/body language skills are telling you about me and the aussie! He says G'day and is looking forward to meeting the girl that leaves all the comments on my blog! Am must defiantly LIVING life to the max. Will remember your advice - 'what would eili do?'
Hi Jill! So good to hear from you! Things going really well in Australia. Will be good to see you, jen and steve again in manchester and we can all catch up! Remember when we were sat in a bar in Southbank, Brisbane? It seems like so long ago. Andrew says G'day! My trolley for my backpack broke so am back to carrying it around like a real backpacker! See you soon x
Howick - you must never mention that again! And i hope you destroyed the photographic evidence! It was freshers week so thats my excuse! Loving australia! Looking forward to catching up, maybe over dinner at the lime tree - yum!
AND Right, I am a bit talkative tonite,- I forgot to say that I am not only clairvoyant, but a bit of a body language expert, and having studied the photoes carefully I can tell you one thing, that man fancies you!
Saw the king in his bicycle gear today, he was perfect as you can imagine. Work gets Worse, full of crocodiles, but unlike yourself I can't force someone else to try it first in the morning, I have to go in. So keep on LIVING a bit for me too will you? Just think "What would Eili do?" and then DO IT!xxxxxxxxxx
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Well , why do you have to bring your professional title to the beach..."Two Physios..." If I didn't already like you so much that would have made me go off you. Well I am on boring course at present (C course) and I think that is true evidence for how I am a BOGUS physio...everybody else seem so keen, hmmm...so what does that make me? I want to be a professional mermaid. A fishtail would look better than my legs, and I just like being underneath surface. To me the pair of yous look like professional beachbums, and very pretty ones too.