jasmine britcher
JasminaAsiaPants
jasmine britcher
Welcome to my blog,
The next 5 months of my little life will be documented here as I travel around Asia with a gay man from Dagenham and a Liability from Milton Keynes, in search of enlightenment, culture, cheap alcohol and a kick ass tan.
Individually we all like drama, fancy dress, attention and sleep. Collectively we have little to no sense of direction and are all pretty apt at losing things, memories, any sense of dignity, other people and ourselves. These can all be found on the ‘key skills’ list when you apply to become a travelling bum for 5 months. Therefore I can’t really see us encountering any problems….
So before we begin, here’s a quick summary about the people you will be reading about:
Matt is my uni mate from Dagenham and my former housemate. We spent many a night cooking ridiculously expensive dinners and drinking wine or gin (whichever came first), and watching very bad TV whilst nipping out for fag breaks in between to discuss the wonder that had just been unleashed before of our eyes: Paris Hilton choosing her new BBF was a personal highlight. Matt taught me how to dance dirty. A skill still used on occasion if hearing a bit of 'rude boy' on a night out. He is loud, sarcastic, incredibly funny and has an incredibly soft heart when you penetrate through the various levels of sarcastic quips
Dodds is also my uni mate and former housemate. We met when she came in drunk to an English lecture and plonked herself down next to me, covered in pen, before shouting out 'oh I hate this lecturer, he's a right twat'. She smelt strongly of stale beer. I knew instantly we would be friends. My favourite way to spend time with Dodds is to lounge around on one of our beds or smoke sheesha and talk about ‘naughty things’. We then begin to cackle like dirty old women. She is also loud and funny and has a ginormous set of breasts for her body frame. They have been a constant source of entertainment and comfort for myself and Matt throughout the past few years of university. I am excited to see her attempts to cover them up in Northern India. She also likes flip flops.
As for myself, the likelihood is if you’re reading this then you know enough already. In case you don’t, be warned - I am not very capable of keeping things to myself. My last blog covered subjects such as group nakedness and crapping myself. Two highlights of my 25 years on this planet so far. I am a very ‘sharing’ person. I am also notoriously late. Let’s see if this trip of enlightenment will cure either of these attributes or discover some more…like the ability to write an amazing first book....bring on the Delhi Belly….