Destiniunbound

"Dude, what the fuck are you talking about?", I causually asked the peon of an employee named Danny that I had been working beside (playing connect 4 and absolutely crushing him, no joke). The reason for my concern and confusion was that he has just ended a tirade of absolutely naive and utter bullshit about how he was "going to totally do, like, an around the world trip." He had delusionally listed such romantic stopovers on his proposed journey such as France, Italy, and...wait for it...London. The entire time he had been speaking I had been nodding politely, and the ever growing concern bubbling up was only evident in my furroughed unibrow that was doing a dance on my forehead. "Do you know how fucking weak the dollar is right now," I politely asked him as ... read more