 Graham Perkins - CheekyPee | All Comments |
Graham Perkins - CheekyPee | All Comments |
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| 8th December 2006 CheekyPee | Awwww, Jasmine... - From: A Chile Reception Yeah, we know the truth, don't we sweetheart? It probably wouldn't seem so bad if they were all out of the way on Easter Island or somewhere but right next to all those hot latino countries, well the contrast with their neighbours makes them seem so fucking miserable! |
| 5th December 2006 Jasmine | I agree! - From: A Chile Reception I am baffled when I read other sites' descriptions of how warm and friendly the Chilean people are. Did they actually ever GO there? I have been all over Chile, and whereas they tend to be nicer in the north, the Chilean people as a whole were so rude to me that I have had recurring nightmares since I have been back. They are hateful to Americans, blondes, African-Americans, American "whites," and even myself, who speaks Spanish better than I speak English. I'm just sick of people promoting travel there by saying the culture is friendly. I mean, say the beaches and the mountains are beautiful, but don't say the people are friendly--that could amount to culture shock on a grand scale!!! Thank you for being honest about that!!!!!!! |
| 22nd October 2006 McCannClan | Get back out there! - From: And I'm Spent! I have had a great trip around Latin America reading your travel journal. Many years ago my New Zealand friend, who was a great traveller, simply jobbed her way from one trip to the next. Took a job for x number of weeks, for as long as it took her to pay for the next trip. For goodness sake, just get back out there, Graham. You have great writing potential and the world is literally your oyster. Bill Bryson, step aside!!!! Sue McCann |
| 18th October 2006 BlackManx | Number Nought - From: Temples, Temples, Templzzzzzz... Ive never heard that belt joke before. My housemate and I are still giggling. Come to Japan! Noone will understand your humour but youll have fun trying! |
| 5th October 2006 Liz | Sob - From: And I'm Spent! Graham... It's been emotional. And I hardly know you. You should definitely be some some of travel writer. Or maybe even a presenter like Jill Dando. But with a happy ending, of course. Mwa xx |
| 4th October 2006 melly | thanks for reading - From: And I'm Spent! i've been david brent: you've been the best! |
| 4th October 2006 String Master | Emotional - From: And I'm Spent! I was crying at your last blogggg. How could the Argies be so cruel? You should have challenged them to a game of strings. You need about 10 players for this. You have to sit in at a table with a parasol in the middle of it and tie a string the parasol and to a testicle. Then someone yanks one of the strings and everyone has to guess who's string has been yanked. How about it? |
| 4th October 2006 haysie | good stuff - From: And I'm Spent! Just stumbled onto your blog. Good read mate! |
| 29th September 2006 Elena | you look younger than one year ago - From: Pimp My Bus! Hi,my dear teacher! When are you going to come back? I strongly recomend you not to cut your hair,your perfect LONG fire hair is your charm! i still remember it... |
| 17th September 2006 melvin | wtf?? i thought they woz separate continents?? - From: Pimp My Bus! YEAH graham!! have you been in brazil?? there's no crime OR poverty there!! i think you should reclaim ignorance and only visit nice, tourist-ridden areas AND, most importantly, should you stray from the plastic track, DON'T YOU DARE WRITE ABOUT IT!!!! in ENGERLAND, silly little island though it may be (north europeism), we don't value so much the oppressionalism INNIT BRA! YEAH! Far queue woo! woowoo! (childish? moi? NOO!) |
| 16th September 2006 Mother | - From: Pimp My Bus! Hi Son. Don't take any notice of the other women in the family ~ your hair looks wonderful! And please tell Mr Woo not to be so pompous. Is he a (north) American by any chance? |
| 12th September 2006 John Woo | tsc tsc - From: Pimp My Bus! Wrong! First: South America is not a continent. The Continent is named AMERICA . South, centre or north is just a geo-reference of direction. Second: its' not all "enveloped by poverty and crime" at all... have you been in Brazil? |
| 11th September 2006 Chris N | Good pictures mate - From: FARC off. These were good times buddy. Obvious gaps missing but loved reading it. No hay nada sobre el hombre seco en el discoteca y se mano feliz, comprendes? Have a great trip buddy, see you in bloody England. |
| 11th September 2006 mel | - From: Pimp My Bus! all you'd need to do is stick a big afro ginger wig on that botero sculpture, replace the book in his hand with a black sausage pizza and hey presto! you're a national figure! xxx |
| 11th September 2006 CheekyPee | ooh, saucer of milk, table two, cuz? - From: Pimp My Bus! You love it! x. |
| 11th September 2006 ali | hair - From: Pimp My Bus! graham sort your hair out. I preferred the expensive mushroom do to that ball of fluff nesting on top of your bonce |
| 9th September 2006 siskira | shamel - From: Pimp My Bus! yo! this is a MAD coincidence but these lads were calling me shakira last night in the pub! like "oi shakira" and things. and what's even MADDER is that these fittie fittie fit fit dutch boys were doing the same thing a while back! god damn my perfecto latino looks. or maybe it's my big fat bum! who cares? not me that's for sure! negative attention is better than no attention after all!(?) have you been called shakira too yet, seeing as how similar we look? when you come back to good ole blighty u may get all confused and think you're still in columbia!! sorry bout the lack of feedback on the actual blog like but it's all about me me me innit! by the way pleeeeeease cut your hair before you come home! i thought you left mr majieka behind in meheeco?? xx |
| 3rd September 2006 bozo perkins | a joke for you - From: Cock-A-Doodle Don't Q: What do you call a rooster who wakes you up every morning? A: An alarm cluck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 3rd September 2006 mel danger perkins | - From: Say Hello To My Little Friend! i absolutely love your pic, esp the huge dog and the pile of steaming poo, but when you stopped being arsed to draw four panes in each window, did you not notice they all look a bit like crazy cartoony robot faces? i'm thinking the evil tv in willow the wisp? it makes it all quite sinister and i must say i quickly stopped laughing. |
| 31st August 2006 sara | phwooooooorrrr - From: Say Hello To My Little Friend! Who'd have thunk it? Put a gun in grays hands and slip him into some army fatigues and you create an adonis.... dear god i'm going to go and take a cold shower! |
| 25th August 2006 anonymous | i cant believe i still have internet credit! - From: Say Hello To My Little Friend! HERE's JOHHHHNNY!! (that's you in your pic) |
| 25th August 2006 anonymous | I'm Andy McNab! I'm Andy McNab! - From: Say Hello To My Little Friend! I must be quick, AND this is the second time i've attempted to leave a comment because i'm on a CRIMINAL italian computer which uses milliseconds instead of good ole english seconds, but LOOK!! A COMMENT!! THIS is the best blog EVER!! the writer is a GENIUS!!!!! and THAT's from the HEART! loving the drawing and the pics you crazee f*cker! i hope you're like Mike off Spaced now and that, if i ever get a job and then a house, you come to my housewarming party with a gift of a landmine. you can be my armed doorman too! hoozah! love ya! xxx |
| 24th August 2006 Liz | Uzi 9mm - From: Say Hello To My Little Friend! Ooh Graham what a big gun you have... |
| 19th August 2006 Mother | Almost time to kill the fatted calf! - From: FARC off. So glad you made it safely to Colombia, son. My tears have now all dried and I have been busying myself putting your newly-acquired favourite food in the freezer for your return, as fish heads are somewhat cheaper than fatted calves! Every time I open the freezer their faces look back at me ~ their littlefeatures even more lived in than mine! |
| 13th August 2006 litle ramona Argentina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | heyyy...... cuánto llevas ahorrado? jaja - From: ¿Sal, Señor? Grhammm!!! Heme aquí en tu blog... toooodooo mal!!! jajaajaa... naa mentira.. todo bien che!!! ahorita justo no tengo mucho tiempo como para leerme todo pero que buena onda esto de dar vueltas por todo el mundo!!! jajaaj... y dime... cuándo argentina? jajaja hace meses que no te vienes por aquí!! jaajajaj uno (por no decir "el") de los paises mas lindos del mundo!!!! jajaajajajajajajjajajaa =) bueno mas te vale que vallas ahorrando... y que sean mis mejores vacaciones!!! jajaaja :P besotes pishoooooooooooooooooo ;) jaj nos vemos (nos vemos?) chauuuuuuuuu |
| 9th August 2006 libby | WHAT!!!! - From: ¿Sal, Señor? darling I know oyur spanish is alot better than mine >>>but the whole blog in SPANISH >>>I cant read a thing!!!!! >>im in london mode now BOLIVIA mode is so long ago >>>>>GOD WE HAD FUN!!!! so good to have had a chance to be crazy again together in south america!!! Missing it all alot <<> ahnging to see oyu again!!!! kisses lib |
| 8th August 2006 Liz (chica ingles) | Salty love - From: ¿Sal, Señor? Glad I got a mention in the blog Graham... Justly deserved, I feel. Unfortunately I had to put it all into an online translator to understand what you were talking about, and it came out like this: "The following day, we happened handling around to him watching lagoon after lagoon. Different forms! Different colors! Lagoons! And every time, the old one in the front would give 20 minutes to remove photos us. For already, we were but of 4,000m above and so we opened the enough window to show our cameras, to take them and to go to us. In effect, we finished the second so fast day that we arrived at the inn more than two hours before somebody more. And it did fried. -20º. Supo to water the rum that we took at least but I almost curled up with a girl that night (by the cold one, you understand to me) and truely having many desire of llevantar us to 4:30 in the morning... And we left, shortly before the dawn. " Not quite as eloquent as the Spanish version I'm sure... Hope you haven't gotten involved in any guerilla warfare, love me xx |
| 8th August 2006 Joe | new address - From: ¿Sal, Señor? my new address: jhartley@mtsn.org.uk By the way, I think you may need to spell-check your next entry. I really thought your English was coming along nicely and now this: gibberish. Pull yourself together. |
| 8th August 2006 luis | como va señor - From: ¿Sal, Señor? que onda david como te va que bueno saber de ti y de tus viajes por sudamerica, espero que PUEDAS leer esto y que todavia USES tu subjuntivo que aprendiste en Xela- un saludo de tus amigos de Xela y espero noticias tuyas ojala PUEDAS responder. luis |
| 7th July 2006 sara | bloggin brilliant - From: Steak Death... Time To Moooove On? i've been awful worried about you gray-pot, wot with you being so quiet and in colombia and the like. now i know you're ok i feel i can sleep once more. My opinion on Bolivia - 'alright'. FYI. |
| 9th June 2006 Macaya | Chile - From: A Chile Reception I love "Torres del Paine" |
| 8th June 2006 Rob | Whats the Spanish for... - From: A Chile Reception ...Sticky Vicky? Is Benidorm in South America too? |
| 8th June 2006 Mrs Perkins | Hi Sara - From: A Chile Reception If you are ever passing through Ware, Ingerland, you must come to tea. Best wishes Mrs Perkins x |
| 1st June 2006 libby | had any cow lately - From: A Chile Reception darling it sound like you rocked patagonia>>we are in bolivia >>and have decided to stay here rather than go to colombia>>>>funds are alittle low >>and we fly out to madrid in 3 weeks >>>so dont need the stress of travelling >>we are better of staying put in cheap cheap bolivia >>lets party >>>or just eat together soon love and kisses |
| 20th May 2006 sara | - From: A Chile Reception Hi Mrs Perkins! |
| 2nd May 2006 sara | cor its tough - From: Land of Milk and Honeys you know what i've been thinking mate? Doing your blog when you're away must be a bit like having homework...on holiday! Love the third world haircut. Have you read my blog? http://spaces.msn.com/sarawebster/ Read it. And all your mates. And all the random people who were unfortunate enough to google graham perkins and get here. And your mum (hi Mrs Perkins). |
| 27th April 2006 Rob | I Spy - From: So much for detox... Dude !!! Where are you now? I thought I saw you on Google Earth..... ....was that you? Sweet dude ! Rob |
| 13th April 2006 stink | bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla - From: So much for detox... 1. mint sunglasses pic! A+ 2. i've noticed increasingly frequent allusions to the other 'big G' in momma's life: are you finally getting in touch with the higher source (other than when you're out "on the beers")? 3. "trying to look manly sitting on a car made out of plastic - and wearing a big gay visor" you forgot to mention that bit, you big girl (not really, me dig it hactually) and last but not least... 4. Don't fight the love for the sunrises.... Quit the pretendin dude... it's not necessarily a BAD thing, being like your father loveage you ginger monkey mwah x x x x |
| 10th April 2006 smell | bonfuckingjourno u mentalist - From: Expensive, violent and absolutely mental graybo you are all skinny! is that cos u dont have yo mamma's freezer at your disposal and you're finding it difficult to get people to provide you with a breakfast of a *customised* black sausage pizza followed by an all-day-breakfast-sandwich "chaser" ? and your hair is no longer quite so stupid as in the last pic! i HARDLY WECOGNISE you! "OVERWHELMENT" haha i see youre continuing the ironicalistical customisationism of words. hasta luego guapo (and apparently guapa DOES work for a boy with this exp fank u v much), muchos amores xxxx ps. jus found out with a week to go that there is after all a sous terrain drum n bass scene in france, and within easy reach, bollocks! ive been spending my clubbing nights (all four of them given the excitement involved) on a revolving dancefloor listening to butlins holiday-style MCing and fucking techno xx pps it's your turn to email x |
| 8th April 2006 Alli | Well... - From: OPAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! It's not just exotic brazilians that find ginger and pasty attractive!! So glad you're havin a good time xx |
| 6th April 2006 ali | - From: OPAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! ooh check you out with the view from your penthouse, it's alright for some! |
| 10th March 2006 Joe | Somozas - From: Almost Accurate Nicaraguan History Lesson, Anyone? I thought Somozas were small pastry parcels filled with a mixture of vegetables, spices and sometimes meat. Are they tasty? Yes. Are they a triangle-shaped filler of a snack-gap? Yes. Could they ever have ruled a South American country? The jury is still out. |
| 14th February 2006 Bas | Nice haircut, sexy! - From: Temples, Temples, Templzzzzzz... Hey 'David' ! First I want to thank you for all your exciting stories on your weblog...;) But, don't worry, the Gestapo will follow you anywhere!! It would be too hard for me anyway reading all your travel stories, being back home again. It's so sad. But it was a lot of fun travelling with you. And I see it was a privilege for me, as apparently you prefer to hang out with the girls!;) Ok, Graham, espero que te vaya muy bien en tus viajes, cuidate! ...y no olvides.....please don't move the sink!! gracias! |
| 29th January 2006 Robinho | Cant pull the wool over my eyes.... - From: Temples, Temples, Templzzzzzz... I know where you are ! You are one of those con merchants that pretends to go away but doesnt and just makes it up ! Looking at your photos, apart from the one with the sweaty looking chicks, any one of them could have been taken within a stones throw of my house ! How far did you travel to see those sites again? I could have directed you less than 200 miles North of Where? and take exactly the same photos. At least somehow you have managed to make some chicks sweat alot on the way so thats pretty cool, at least ! I was in town on Saturday and Im sure I saw those kids in the top photo hanging round outside Footlocker. I think they were eyeing up a shootoff with the gang of similar looking kids outside Millets. Dangerous minds. As for that house, you cheeky twat - what reconstruction is needed? Looks alright ! Anyway son, its Sunday afternoon and Im doing something useful with my life.....not touring the world looking at Bradford in the sun....I have a date with the TV and a rerun of American Pop Factor...enjoy your beaches and your temples and your latin chicks....Im off to campaign for arranged gay marriges to the asian community...it is so unfair that asian gay men cant arrange to marry their male cousins and bum and oppress them in peace... |
| 26th January 2006 ali | mushroom head - From: Temples, Temples, Templzzzzzz... i like your haircut |
| 23rd November 2005 Mother | Er........ - From: ¡Goooooooooooooooool! Sounds like you're having a great time. That bus driver must've been bad if even the "Boy Racer/Risk Taker" was scared! Your account of your travels is very graphic but I'm a little concerned about some of your language, as I have very proudly (and very foolishly) given your blog address to some of the people at church! Glad to see you're playing football. You need some exercise to counteract the tequilas and other Mexican grog consumed. Enjoy yourself....... |
| 23rd November 2005 tania | mexico - From: ¡Goooooooooooooooool! graham try to speak and write in spanish, you came here to learn! i liked very much de pulque no? picture and keep writing! your stories are very funny i laughed a looooot ... i'm glad you find your camera! |
| 21st October 2005 Rob | Cockneys - From: Would you like me to lapdance? TWAKILA....IT MAKES ME YAPPY....TWAKILA....AY FEEEEEEEEL FYYYYNNNNNEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!! YO ! Hows it going ? I like the picture of the Cockney Chicks ! I dont know !? You fly half way around the world to score with some of your fellow cockneynies !? Did your meeting go something like this? 'in the background' - 'Fancy another apple and pears guv'nor' GRAHAM: 'Whats that I hear...the sound of bow bells? Right here in Old Mexico City Town? I must investigate me, I must.' Perkins goes off to invetigate. Some girls with their pyjamas on and their knick knacks showing eating Jellied Eals in the corner singing Mary Poppins songs.... ...Graham - 'Alrigh gals'? Cockneys - 'your not a dirty Northerner are you?' Perkins..-'nah - cockney me, I is' Cockneys ' thats good, we aleady have one dirty Northerner with us already, we cant have two, the place would stink of bread and dripping' Perkins 'Thats alright, Im a Cockeyney like, and I likes some of those Jellied Eals. I know Little Mo and Sonya me.' Cockneys - 'come and join in our traditional cockney singalong and eat our whistle and flutes' All Cockneys together including Perkins sing the Eastenders theme tune...DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM....DER DER DER DER DER DEEEE DERRR....etc... Having a good time? Ill tell you a story of things that have been happening here. Woke up this morning and it started raining. Think that happened yesterday and the day before too - what fun !!! |
| 13th October 2005 Emmett | Perkins - From: The One Amigo! Aaaggghhh ! Im green with envy cos Im sat in a Uni IT room trying to make the best of it ! Green I tells ye ! But I was taught....if you havent anything constructive to say....dont say anything at all....is that right??.....maybe....and I havent been doing anything - off mountain biking up Snowdonia next week though....hardly Mexico City though is it? ....so....errr..have you seen Speedy Gonzalez yet? He's gotta be there somewhere, that peky sombraro wearing liilte mouse.... ...I like you comments - you just send a blog every time you get a picture taken with a new chick ! I might set one up ! id probably have no blogs though.... ...Stay safe, dude...have a good one.. |
| 2nd October 2005 alison | have a tequila for me - From: The One Amigo! sounds like you are having a great time. I'm thoroughly jealous. Just make sure you have a tequila for me xxx |
