IF ANYBODY IS EASILY OFFENDED THEN DO NOT READ MY BLOG - ITS IS WRITTEN PURELY TONGUE-IN-CHEEK.

Destination Thailand 26th August - 7th October. 42 days of noodle and curry induced arse vomit and stomach cramps. I may throw in a bout of boat ride induced nausea and a muggin or two along the way. Losing passport and credit cards will be optional along with being conned into buying an overpriced carving of a baby elephant.

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