On my way back from Dubai the other day I stopped off in a mall to do a wee, the toilets in the service stations in Dubai are not always open and freestyle al fresco weeing is frowned on. While I was in there I went into a sports shop to pick up some new tennis balls. As is usual in shops, there was music playing, in this instance a delightful R&B track, and the charming lyrics went like this: All I do is f*ck and party, f*ck and party, f*ck and party, All I do is f*ck and party, f*ck and party, f*ck and party, All I do is f*ck and party, f*ck and party, f*ck and party, All I do is f*ck and party, f*ck and party, f*ck and party, All I do is
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