Ko Phi Phi - love you long Thai!

Wassssup!

So me and Nathan manage to stumble onto the bus for ko phi phi at five and crashed out on this cramped shitty little mini bus woke up abot twice in five hours to sort out immigration into the thai borders. We stopped in Had Yai (I think) for an hour and a half to get on our bus to ko phi phi. I thought great must be better than the last pile of crap we were in but it was like its twin brother. this time I was ridding shotgun though with two boxes under my feet and another thai guy nect to me. So everytime the driver/delivery man went into second kept touching up my leg. After a couple of deliveries we were back on the road to ko phi phi about 4 hours into this mamouth trip the bus was pissing smoke. The driver plowed on until the viechle was spewing it out. So we broke down he had to call out another bus which took us to the ferry at krabi. Got there and boarded the ferry to ko phi phi. As team smooth may recall the fry is not the sea fairing type so after swaying, swaeting and rockiing I decided to get myy head down to prevent puicking my guts up. Woke up after 13 hours of travelling in Ko phi phi and it was stunning. Straight off the ferry booked into a beach bungalow with this women down in the corner of the beach a real nice place and sat and admired the view as the sun went down.

After settling in grabbed abit of food and a couple of changs in tiger bar (which had jackass 2 on) served by the bar lady pooh who was ace sorted us out with free sambuca and knew every capital city in the world and called nathan nat-tan. Met an ozzie bird trish in their who was also a good laugh. Ko phi phi was supposed to be a time to chill and relax before hitting it hard in ko phanang for the full moon party, however after a load of teens came stumbling past at half 9 with buckets we soon realised ko phi phi may be a bit more lively than first thought. So after a couple more changs (which varied from 6 to 9.2%) and a free sambuca from pooh went down to this bar hippies by the beach with trish. This place was ace lit just right candles and castles on the beach and here I had my first bucket, thai whisky samsung (rocket fuel)half a bottle , red bull, cola and ice. I was steeming convinced a ladyboy was dancing round on the dancefloor so she came up I told her 'nah ladyboy ladyboy', she was like 'no no', I told her 'ladyboy' she said 'you feel', heavily intoxicated I had a nose round (outside her french knickers which all she was wearing) was a bird. In the morning was so relieved that could have gone sooooo wrong, and coundnt quite believed the scenario. About two told nathan and trish had to head back thomas was feeeling rough piuked up my guts and hit the hay.

Wojke up rough as a badgers ars puking outside the bungalow headed for some breakkie and the net to keep out of the sun, went back met some cool girl maxi who was chilled and some of some friends she made fromv scotland. Chilled on the beach all day and took it abit easier then. Headed out for tea me nathan and maxi before onto hippies for an ace aucosutic set by this thai dude (think maxis got the videao will try to get it up) playing all the classics oasis, kooks and some eagles. After he finished after about an hour and a half, maxi hit the hay we then stayed on for a fire show which was awsome a couple more beers a bit of munch on the way home and called it a night.

The last day was in ko phi phi and had done sweet fa apart for get pissed up so had to be productive and see the beach from the beach. So hired out a long boat and headed to this island as we were getting closer the driver was like too choppy we were like fuck it it will be alright so we ploughed on. Christ choppy was like all hands on deck but was class got their and had to swim for five minutes to get to the beach over some spikey rocks. After that followed it round and thier it was the beach. Absolutely stunning took the sites in for about and hour then headed off to monkey beach. Stayed their for twenty minutes the funniest was this woman beig chased round by this little monkey and her screaming. Headed back chilled on the beach with the ipod for a couple of hours before some tea and a couple more beers. By now we were both rough so after a couple and watchig a fierce drinking competition headed back for the early boat in the morning to take us to Ko Phanang.

Stay classy Cardiff

Love

Fryus Maximus

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