Arrived finally

(Spelling may be haywire, I'm pretty pished) I dunno where to start with this crazy place. Got a taxi to Koh Sahn Road and Emmet remembered where he stayed last year so we went straight there and dumped the bbags and then on to the beer. We sat on the street and we were cannon fodder for the looky looky people. Every other person was saying 'Ping pong show sir.' We'll wait for a day or two yet. Bumped into 3 people on our flight from Cork and only knew we were Irish cos we booed the captain cos the England highlights were on during the flight.

Some guy was trying to sell us giant Zippos so we tried a new tactic, sell shit back to them....He was going to swap me a lighter for a zippo until I made sure it worked....The bloody thing electricutes you!! Bastard....anyway settled the bill 20 beers and 3 meals = about 25 quid, winner!! Went on to some travellers bar - Gullivers, a cheesy, no atmospere bar with way too many English so we left that after 1. Can you blame us.

We rolled back the years and got some beers to drink on the street after being asked in the supermarket - "You want open Sir." Hell yeah my bottle opening, beer appreciating friend. Wouldn't get that in yer local Russels Cellars, eh!

Emmet has been telling us about buckets - a sandcastle shaped bucket filled with Mekong wiskey, super strength medicinal Red Bull and coke. Think that destroyed us..... We finished night number 1 in a club called Lava + a Bangkok kebab (street noodles) on the way home. Some wee midget Thai bird followed me around KSR once we left the club so I hid behind one of the Cork boys for a bit but she still found us. Managed to give her the swerve and then chased a cockroach home........Thats it from day one, plenty more adventures to come!! Hopefully more memories not too many so far!!

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