"CANDY. GIVE ME CANDY. I WANT CANDY. NOW." This sentence is said with direct force, an even voice, and a wild look in the eye that says I may or may not hurt you. What once used to be the pleasant days of students asking me sweetly for stickers has become a dark haze of students searching my belongings for that addicting, happiness inducing, most prized CANDY. It's all Halloween's fault. Halloween has never impressed me much after I learned, far too late at the age of 18, that I couldn't trick or treat anymore. When a holiday doesn't center around food, I find it mildly irritating. Sure, now it centers around booze and costume parties, but really, that was most of my college life. I was a bit shocked when I noticed the growing excitement
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