And now..I pronounce you man and wife..you may NOT kiss the bride

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Back in Malaysia once again. As expected, everyone said I've put on weight, I'm darker, my clothes are skimpier (even tho they're not!!) n etc. Why do people I know so well, still judge me by the way I look? -_-

I had a ball at my couz's wedding. Mainly because I got to dress up and tried to make myself look pretty (or my couz would get mad at me :p) But by the end of the night, it didn't matter anymore as everyone was tipsy and shit. And I was happily walking around the ballroom in my thongs instead of heels. After putting so much effort into snapping photos that night, I managed to get hold of a quality shot which I'm sure will guarantee a fat ransom. Yep, it's to do with someone doing something with a cigar :p no, he's not american.. Oh, I've gotta bring this up, the MC turned the whole occasion into this comical wedding cause #1 He can't pronounce my couz-in-law's name properly #2 He forgot the lyrics for the song he was singing #3 No one else laughed at his jokes except for himself, and he later admitted that it wasn't really that funny #4 He went on and on about how the wedding will boost Port Klang's tourism industry... and he had to translate it into 2 other different languages! He almost got his neck broken off and limps amputated.

After party in Bangsar was fun for someone but not me. Dave got lucky with this vampire-looking chick. And I got sprayed with foam from head to toe. How annoying!! I was wearing my new blouse worth more than 50 cans of bloody foam :(

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