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February 10th 2013
Published: February 10th 2013
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Gods Waiting Room

And I'm well and trully confirmed to be in it. Strolling the streets of Kuta, I find myself receiving offers not of sex,jig-a-jig,mariuana,cocaine, ecstacy or even a lift on a motorbike. No, bloggees, this grizzle haired, sunken cheeked road weary traveller is being offered VIAGRA!. The apalling brass faced cheek of it. My ego, such as it was has been comprehensively de-tumesced as you might say. Deflated certainly. Impotent rage would be too pale a description ( as well as a bad pun) And all for Viagra. It's old hat. Used more on high altitude ascents then 3 in a bed romps these days. Bali hawkers clearly havn't heard if Cialis yet. That'll do 3 in a bed for 3 days! Or. if taken sequentially, can offer you the eye-popping 1 week w..k! I rest my case, and move on.

Infact I'll be moving on to Cairns tonight. Asia and phase 2 of the trip completed. Bruised ego not withstanding, on monday I'll be camping in Queensland and hopefully not sharing my tent with redback spiders, goanas or vipers. Scions of our 18th century deportees. A nation with congenital 'previous' it could be said. Bless'em. Can't wait.

Nick/Cyclopath

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