Signs

Odd signs I saw all around China....


And some group quotes:

"You have obeyed the People's Republic of China!"

"I want to see your tongues"

"There's beans popping out all over!"

"I got a standing ovation from the women at Tai Chi.
Reallly?
Well, they were already standing...."

"Frankly its not all that jazzed"

"I think I just told that guy he has a beautiful mustache"

"We need a code word for that. It's called English"

"Dont worry mom they have bike lanes here"

"She's so fugly"

"Fine thanks. And you?"

"if the cops make us leave do you think they'll let us shop for a couple of hours before they make us go?"

"Uniformly Deadly"

"Furnace of China"

"If we fall down and hurt ourselves make sure you get as many pictures as you can before you help us"

I turn the pages to give them the illusion of making progress"

"I saw this man throw a kitten into the river with these long tongs.
Did you get a picture?"

"I am no longer afraid of bees and snakes. I have become phobic of small children and dogs."

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