How can my mums legs be better than mine?!

HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLO all

only 3 more days to go and ill be in beijing. cant wait! leaving here at 5 :( on mon morning
kinda nervous, dont think itll turn out as good as i think it will
ahh wells, we'll see how it goes. hopefully my chinese will end up better than it is now. i can barely talk to mum right now. and all those chinese speakers know how pitiful my chinese is,...aiii

todays events... more shopping! lol. another grand worth of stuff. i realised today ive accumulated 1000 aus dollars worth of CRAP. all crap quality shit- who knew little things could add up to so much?! so i am putting a stop to it cause im in a fat debt with my mum. no more shitty boots for me (but they look so good....)

mmm bought airline tix. so hectic. have to catch my malaysian flight from guang zhou (near my home town) on the 18th. course finishes on 17th so im leaving on 18th morning. plan is to leave accomodation at 5 in morning, rush to airport, get on 745 plane from bejing to guangzhou, meet mum and exchange shit (getting her to lug half the crap back home for me cause i dont want to be carrying it around cambo!) then jumping on an international flight to kl. aiiii, i have a feeling thats going to be a bad day...

went and got all this computer stuff too. thought it a bit weird not many ppl in china have ipods- chick at comp place said it costs around 4000rmb here, thats like 660aus. apparently its all the taxes and stuff. so too expensive for chinese ppl to own :(

then went to dinner
got photos attatched
hahah the ppl we had dinner with, they got this like nose, its sorta....piggish. and its horrid cause its a majorly dominant gene- ie every single family member has it. literally (except for those that married into the family). its like 3 generations of this horrid nose :( sis and i sorta rex they should stop procreating....
they got the cutest kid though (she got the nose unfortuantely hahah) photos of her as shown. in china they got this crazy obsession with the mid-upper class of making their young girls into models?! seriously, well, the 3 young girls ive met have all been like egged on by parents to walk like a model. like a cute catwalk model for 2 year olds. kinda distubring cause today, the little girls parents were liek stick out your ass, pout!

omg which reminds me, im really disturbed. went to another club today. my mum has the nicest legs. like seriously. they look like a 20 year olds legs, i dont really wnat to admit this but they sorta look better than mine. the most shapely legs ever. and she got a decent ass. this is like my mum... was going to take a photo but was disturbed by the idea of ppl checking out my mums legs so youll just have to beleive me. (and beleive me, they are freakin nice legs)

anyway thats all from me
think i got some chillaxing penciled in for tomorrow (woot)
take care all
ames

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