BIG BUS CRASH

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BIG BUS CRASH

I think its fair to make the title ominous-

Pseudo Mad Libs Style

We were on our way from Sihanoukville to Phnom Penh via the _________
(deluxery, aristocratic, creamsicle) mobile. The highway is freaking ____________(insanity, code red terror alert, a walk in the park with level three sex offenders, walking through hell in a gasoline suit) We were being lulled to sleep by the (gentle, regal, mellifluous) blast of the horn, three times a minute. Suddenly and without any form of warning, a honk came along. This honk wasn't like other honks, it wasn't short toot toot, or long piss off your annoying me honk. But rather (sweet jesus, I'm driving a 35 ton bus where's my rolaids?, or my pants are wet, all of the above) honk.

Enough with the pseudolibs.


The bus swiped a honda civic head on- spinning it a full 720 degrees into a tree- Our bus swerved off a 15 foot embankment, and slid on its side.


And there we were. Sitting in stream- crunching glass- with about 300 spectators surrounding the wreck before we could get out.

Now ladies we bring to

the table-

Sam-

Sweet Harry Potter forehead gash/lump
Abdominal bloodvessal berstige from extreme tension

Pat-

Deluscious black eye- complimented by lack of sleep eyes (not sure which is winning out as of yet)

Fabulous knee contusion

And we'll even throw in an extra scraped wrist on pat and sore knee on sam. (I know the extras are always worse)

BUT WAIT

We'll even throw in some dried ox urine on our legs from our galevanting around the pasture where our bus came to rest.


And the adventure continues-

Tomorrow- boat trip to Vietnam.

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Photos

Our First Class VIP Coach
Yah- we we're in that- that's after about a 15 foot drop off an embankment and some sliding on the side.

Spectators
Before Sam and I managed to make our way out of the front of the bus (which was no where in sight) about 200-300 people had gathered around this rural area.

The back of the bus-
We were sitting in the back-

Fox News
We cover every angle.

Comments

[Mom]

Your Grandma is going to have a fit!
What can I say...Never imagined this one in my concerns for your trip. Glad you lived to fully cover the event. Love, Mom

[Lauren Gadeken]

Well to answer your question...
I was in B-ham last semester to visit Kiersten. Had I your number we could have hung out, but since I didn't and I was only there for a night, there wasn't much time to rectify the situation. On a completely different note, I hope you are both okay from the crash. You two get to have all the fun. Stay safe. -L

[Reed]

I spent the last 15 minutes reading your blog entries and laughing my head off. If only I were half as clever as you....

[talya]

boys
i thought i told you to stay out of trouble! haha. just glad you guys are ok!! no more buses, k?! stay safe and take it easy